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Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

I Am The Last Mermaid

Angelica was left alone on an island when she was 6. She is now 16 and knows that every ship that passes her island sinks, there is never anyone far enough from the dangerous rocks she can save, but one day a young boy (her age) swims away from a sinking ship that had just crashed on the rocks. Angelica see's the myst...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

The Fault in Our Stars

Some extra, for all the people who enjoyed The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green. Let me make this clear that this is not the original written by John Green, and this isn't even written by John Green.

The Tale of a Tail (mermaid story) COMPLETED

Lily is just a normal teen girl. She loves swimming, scuba diving, and shopping. She wakes up one morning to find a blue gem on her vanity, goes to the mall to get a scuba diving bikini, and according to a high-pitched voice smells like tuna casserole. Read, comment , and vote!

The Hard Life of a Goddess... (Nico Di' Angelo FAN FICTION!)

Avalon Stone is her name! Fearless as they come... but she fell in love with the son of darkness.... Nico Di' Angelo! How will she make it out alive when her heart belongs to Hades child? When she finds out that she is the girl of the prophecy and soon to be new goddess will their love last? Find out on.... The Hard...

Wattpad's BEST Books (Reccomendations)

Books that I read and recommend you to read. When you're looking for a book to read, this is a place to go. Trust me, these books are off the hook! ~perfectlyunknown Accomplishments : #982 in Random - 7/20/15 #847 in Random - 7/22/15 #678 in Random - 5/25/16

Kidnap My Heart

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking...

Your World (a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson Crossover)

What happens if Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico go to Hogwarts? And the golden trio go back for one more year at Hogwarts? Then what happens if the Wizards go to Camp? Takes place after the Deathly Hallows and the Blood of Olympus. Disclaimer: All rights go to Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling, except for any original c...

Harry Potter Facebook Chats

These are all web based FaceBook chats made with Harry Potter & Twilight characters. This is not plagiarism in any way. ENJOY!

Untraceable

NOTE: If you read Untraceable, please consider POSTing an honest review on Amazon (or other platform). If you post a review, email me the review link at shelli@srjohannes.com and I will offer you a free copy of Uncontrollable (Book 2)! :) Limited Offer! Untraceable is an award-winning teen wilderness thriller. Uncontr...

In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012)

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a r...

The island girl

Hello my name is Lana or that it at least what the animals named me. I am 16 years old and I grew up on a deserted island. Everything was very peaceful until a plane crashes on the island there was only one man in the plane. He is the same Age as me. Want to know more Then start reading chapter 1.

A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)

A hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -

Comebacks

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

Lots Of Ways To Annoy People

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

Stupid Cupid

Reed Hadley would gladly spend her day holed up in her room with her dog, watching horror movies or surfing the internet on her trusty laptop. Too bad she is the daughter of one of the biggest matchmakers in the business. As soon as Reed started to develop into what scientist dubbed an adolescent, her mom has been...

The Bad Boy, Cupid & Me

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...

The Mystery Fighter

After she tragically loses her mother, Cassie turns to street fighting-but she soon learns that the biggest fights happen outside the ring. ***** Seventeen-year-old Cassandra Haynes has never been one to follow the rules. Constantly on the brink of...

What to do when you are bored

If you are bored and need something to do then READ THIS! Enough said

DIYs and Life Hacks

This is basically like a beauty youtube channel but in book form :)

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

When I Was Left for Dead

Brenne Lovett is a struggling writer in Toronto. After her first concert, she finds Nate, wrecked and injured on the side of the road. Whilst in a coma, Brenne spends the entire time by his side. When Nate wakes up, he’s convinced that Brenne is his girlfriend.

The Hunger Games

What would have happened if Katniss didn't take Prim's spot in The Hunger Games? Would anything be any different? Would a new story unfold? This is my version. *WARNING: Things have been changed. Don't say I didn't warn you.*

What If? (Divergent No War)

What if the war never happened? What if everyone except Al was alive? This fanfiction is about Tris, Tobias, and all their friends lives in Dauntless. (Story hopefully better than summary❤️) All rights go to Veronica Roth❤️

Teenager Posts

Just bored, so decided to share these posts I found written by the awesome teens of this generation. Hope you can relate! This book is actually for people who have escaped from the asylum. WARNING: Side effects of reading this book include: 1. Your parents wanting to disown you because they will start to think you're...

Andy On My Mind (1D/ Liam Payne)

With a lump in my throat, I looked down to place the sticker with my number on my shirt. When I looked back up, I took in the scene before me and nervously gulped. The waiting area was filled to the brim. There were literally no seats left, and so I backed into a corner, leaned my back against the wall and slumped dow...