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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
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    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Diary of a Flappy Bird | ✔️
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    i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

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  • sad quotes
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    » self explanatory « - i am not promoting self harm in any way, shape or form - only a few of these quotes are my own

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  • A Small Loan of a Million Dollars (And Other Things Making Fun of Trump)
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    Greetings, fellow Trump Dumpers! This book is going to contain Donald Trump memes, hate, hair, and more! So, Trump haters, read on! I hope you'll enjoy. Trump supporters, however...get a better education. #letsdumptrump Highest Ranking- #175 in Humor and #24 in Random

  • no homo > larry au [completed]
    8.2M 442K 47

    louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

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