Gabriel didn't know what hit him. One moment, he was staring at his lovely date, and the next, she was pulling out a gun and shooting random men on the street. The first, she shot in the head. He had a black suit on, as if he just came from a meeting. There was a calamari vendor who was dipping squid rings on a batter...
I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote
Are you a PJO/HOO fangirl/fanboy/fanwhatever? Are you craving something deep and emotional? Are you so desperately wanting to read something just to make you swoon with fluffy fangirling? Well this is the book for you. These are a collection of headcanons and one-shots I wrote just to fulfill your guys' need for fluff...
"You're a Celestial now, and for you to become a licensed and winged angel, you have to enroll and graduate in Academia Gloria Caelesti." "I'm a what? And I have to enroll in Aca-where?!" "Academia Gloria Caelesti, aka Angels' Academy. Or AA if you're too lazy for even /that/." "And I have to do what?" "Pass the exams...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
