The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

My Name Is Schedule

The only name she knows is a three digit number. The only place she knows is her town, population 1000, who don't know a damned thing about how they came to be there. The only thing they know is to follow instructions, and to follow the king. Her survival depends upon her following three words, 'stay on schedule.' Any...