oneshots and other shit

sometimes I'm gonna write things that are shorter maybe thats a good thing or maybe this will just rot away abandoned who knows

Fingernails (Mrog/Matty x George)

Matty doesn't know what's going on with gender, and George doesn't know anything except for how to smoke weed.

slender ;; {d.h. + p.l}

(this was an april fools joke) phil lester is bullied and broken everyday, he's different - he sees monsters in normal people around him, and kindness and love in the real monster. it all begins when he takes a different route home after school one day and gets lost in the woods at night and meets a beautiful kind of...

From The Start (George Daniel/Matty Healy)

Matty's not co-dependent, exactly, just very attached, and he's coping, and it's not like anything's happened, except so much happened all at once, because George is allowed to have girlfriends, because Matty and George were never exclusive, they were never anything really, it's just that Matty would like to think tha...

A Pathetic Excuse For A Love Letter (Larry, collab w/ thelifeofpablo)

Harry isn't gay, Louis' just quite beautiful. Or maybe that's just a pathetic excuse for the truth, as Harry finds his life comprised largely of pathetic excuses in all kinds of places, and even to the extent that he has come to expect it, but whatever he could never have expected was the feelings coming over him in p...

Long Distance Love (Phan)

It all started in the year 2009. *previously called 2009*

The Naked Truth [Ryden]

The sex industry was a dangerous place, everyone knew that. Sure, it had its perks, but for glamour model Ryan Ross, the only perk was being asked to partake in a photoshoot with gorgeous pornstar Brendon Urie, a man he both hated and admired. That single photoshoot might just have been the detonation that started ev...

You're The Straw To My Berry (Phan)

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

No Homo, Bromeo (Frerard, Petekey, Ryden)

Frank is an emo piece of shit who needs to get a grip on life. Gerard is an edgy fuckboy with totally not infected stretched ears and an obsession with writing shit poetry, also all he listens to is Neck Deep and Front Porch Step because they understand his inner angst and how he really is, and all that One Direction...

Spectrum (Frerard, Petekey)

The adventures of 'pretty boy' and 'dyke'. The story of the boy with the boobs who can pack a serious punch, and the girl with a dick and her all mighty powerful butt, and just how the two happen to meet and perhaps happen to fall for one another. And the two's battles against dysphoria, the foes of the judgemental ga...

Demolition Lovers (Frerard)

Gerard draws dicks for a living. Frank takes them. Gerard Way moves into a new apartment in a dodgy complex where he's bound to get beaten to a pulp after his old place is set on fire by those damned 'youths', and by a certain turn of events, his neighbour, the equally provocative, yet entirely in a different way, Fra...

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English co...

The Pocket Universe Effect (Frerard One-Shot)

The Pocket Universe Effect - the feeling that nothing else outside your little bubble of reality can quite matter at all. One am on a Friday in June, admist quiet neighbourhoods of New Jersey, the Ieros are away on a night out and Frank and Gerard are sprawled out across Gerard's green anorak, without the capacity to...

Lie To Me (Frerard)

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theat...

How NOT to Write a Fanfic

Sorry if I piss you off. A lot of this is opinion.

Symbiosis (Phan)

The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk...

You're My Cousin... {Kellic Oneshot} (BoyxBoy)

Smutty Kellic oneshot- Vic is Kellin's cousin.

Straight To Gay In 30 Days ж Kellic (BoyxBoy)

Vic's mothers are Satanists who do not approve of his straightness. To "fix" this problem, they send him to a gay camp, where he will learn how to be "pure". Purely gay, that is.

Antichrist (Frerard)

They were murdered, they were attacked and now they're dead. That's all Frank knows about his parents - gone before he'd even had chance to miss them, and it was fucking with his head. The police reckoned that moving away, to rural New Jersey with his grandparents would help him cope with the loss, but even Frank knew...

He's An Amewiccan Beauty (Frerard)

That feel when you read one book and end up accidentally killing your girlfriend as a result of it. See, Frank knew reading was bad for you, although it was probably inappropriate to walk up to your girlfriend's dead body and say 'I told you so'. It was quite honestly an accident though, like Frank really did not mean...

Safety Pins || Fuenciado

Vic was all hair and lungs. He secretly liked Bowie, but that was okay, because he still liked Black Flag and he still had the best, most violent voice Jaime had ever heard. A couple of punk kids living in 1983, bar brawls, and a secret to take to the grave. © 2015 messjon

Why I Don't Smile [Brallon]

Dallon doesn't realize that Brendon is on the bus when he does something reckless. Brendon doesn't like what he sees. WARNING: This story is VERY triggering. This trigger warning is NOT A JOKE. If you have the slightest chance of being triggered PLEASE do not read. Your safety and well being is more important than an...

Ermergawd Getard (CRACK FIC)

no.

The Fish Fic.

Phan smut. Nuff said. • I am the rightful author of the fish fic •

howsyourcoffeejesus' Plot Parade ♦︎ Plot/Story Ideas For Those Who Need Them

Plot/Story ideas to help out any writers who need them.

Frank Iero Must Die {Frerard}

Gerard Way is a ruthless killer,. His target, Frank Iero, is an assassin as well, and Gerard isn't sure if he can beat him. When they're suddenly forced to work together to survive, feelings start to develop, but will it get in the way of survival? Rated R for sexual content, swearing and violence

Insatiable [boyxboy] On Hold

[WARNING: There is MATURE boyxboy action! So if you don't like it DON'T READ IT!] Is it wrong to love two people at the same time? How do you pick one from the other when they both have qualities that you love? Wyatt Evans has had his heart broken by the one person that he thought he would be with forever. It didn't h...

The Problems With Being Gay At 13

Dear Diary, Life's a bitch. Tyler NightLock is a closeted gay boy who starts the 7th grade and is only worried about making it all the way through the middle school so in 9th grade he can "explore the endless possibilities of being out of closet gay boy. " But his plan to survive middle school will have to wait when a...

Your love killed me

This is my first ever story on here and it's a frerard fic.

Andy Biersack x Jeff the killer

You wouldn't expect a love story between a rock star and a killer, huh?