rotten strawberries

Musings of a restless mind

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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Calling of Time

Kali's life is in ruins, and she has no one left to turn to. But her family isn't dead....it's much worse than that. The world isn't the way it used to be. Buildings crumble, cars sit under layers of dust and the only people that walk the streets are the soulless, shambling creatures with no knowledge of who they are...

runaway

At the age of 13 every youngest child is taken to the Red Forest to be slaughtered. At exactly 6 o'clock that evening the Redswords' will come to get her. Claire Melanie. When her mother dies that morning her father swore to keep her safe but can he keep his promise when the Redswords come? 〰 WRITTEN BY AN ILLITERATE...

Frostbite

Frostbite is a shapeshifter who was raised by wolves in the forest. The government found her and turned her into an assassin. This is the "diary" of her finding her way back to her pack.

Stray (On Hiatus)

A long time ago, there was a race of people very different from the others. They appeared human on the outside, but they were far from it. For one thing, they could only be killed by natural causes, and although they could feel pain and be injured, on one knew how to actually kill one. The only ones that died were fro...

Don't Be Afraid

Rule #1: Never be alone, have someone always with you, no matter where you are. Rule #2: Don't acknowledged their presence or you'll give them the satisfaction of them scaring you. Rule #3: Always, and I mean Always have a crucifix with you no matter where you are. Rule #4: Pray every night, every day, when you e...

Girl Apocalypse

My name is Molly, and I am a walking apocalypse. Death on two legs. Life on the streets of Cheshire makes you hard, but it never prepared me for this. It all started when I stole something, nothing more than a pretty trinket that caught my eye (I didn't say I was honest). Later I find out it's a carrier of black magic...