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PETALS | PHAN

phan // sequel to deadroses. dan & phil are pretty much ready to settle down for the rest of their lives and start discussing the future, but dan's powers and some angry government officials are making it difficult.

gucci

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

dawn || phan

-sequel to boy- dan and phil haven't spoken in years but get a chance to rekindle their relationship when dan starts working with phil on a graphic novel series

boy || phan

"I know we're young, but we have the kinda love that could last forever" in which Phil is selectively mute but Dan can't hear so that's okay March 19 2017 - January 30 2018 #890 in fanfiction

Romeo and Juliet play

Reading Accountability for Language Arts

stained (phan) || book #1

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell...

Dan and Phil in Hogwarts (A Harry Potter Phan AU)

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are wizards at Hogwarts. What happens when they become friends? Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Gryfidors, can they all be friends together? (I don't own Dan, Phil, Pj, Chris, or Harry Potter.)

Recovering Memories (Sequel to Dan and Phil in Hogwarts)

Dan's dream has left him all shaken up, not to mention the arrival of the familiar neighbors and Phil's strange behavior. (ORIGINAL COVER ART IS BY EMOLISE ON DEVIANT ART)

wrong number !! phan

"wrong number." says a familiar voice. (a/n look sis i wrote this when i was a dumbass kid and like 15 years old. this shit is tough. i romanized depression and suicide and honestly i'm a dumbass bitch ass whore. i'm toxic and feel free to cancel me. (but please dont i'm a different person now) and yeah this has trigg...

deja vu | phan DISCONTINUED

whenever phil touches someone for the first time, he sees into the time he touches them for the last time he'll ever touch them. so to speak, phil can see into the future. touristlester© 2016-17

Symbols (Phan)

Everyone has a match- not everyone finds them- but Dan does, and it turns out his symbol belongs to the least likely person he’d encounter.

" FAKE " ! PHAN ( ON HOLD ! )

IN WHICH A GUY NAMED OLIVER IS USING PHIL'S PICTURES AND DAN FALLS FOR HIS TRAP

phan oneshots (book one)

enjoy (ノ^o^)ノ*:･ﾟ✧

phan oneshots (book two)

here it comes the second book of phan oneshots enjoy ᕕ(◔ᗜ◔)ᕗ

addiction ✎ phan

[COMPLETED] when dan buys cigarettes to a store who has a cute shop assistant

ask.fm ✎ phan au

[COMPLETED] Anonymous: you're cute Phil: um thanks, but who are you?

younow ✎ phan au

[COMPLETED] LIVE - AmazingPhil: "come watch me :)"

kisses ✎ phan

[COMPLETED] October 2009, Phil kissed me for the first time.

lumos / phan

Dan is a powerful slytherin with a knack for taming beasts while Phil is an uncoordinated hufflepuff with a knack for herbology. but when trouble starts arising in hogwarts and Phil's home, and a darkness looms over their world, Dan soon finds himself faced with an impossible choice.

heart like yours / phan

"i'm counting down the days to go." or in which a boy who is waiting for his life to be over may be losing to cancer, but he also saved his best friend's life and, in return, won his heart.

moods / phan

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phi...

Speak [ phan ]

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions...

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Clumsy (Phan) DISCONTINUED

"Geez Phil, you're clumsy x2 today." PJ chuckles holding a hand out for me, I take it and I stand up. "There's literally no one else as clumsy as me is there?" I say with a laugh brushing a bit of dirt off my jeans. "Sorry!" PJ and I turn to see a boy with brown hair picking up papers off the floor, he gets all of the...

Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

Tumblr Crush (Phan)

Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?

Outcast ✧ Phan

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...

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[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

" THE QUIET " ! PHAN

[ SEQUEL TO NUDES ] ANYTHING HURTS LESS THAN THE QUIET ;;; IN WHICH DAN AND PHIL HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE [STARTED ; JAN. 23, 2017] [ENDED ; OCT. 1, 2017 ]