Funny Texts

Funny texts found on the internet. Mostly not mine unless I'm in a really creative mood.

Hair, Body and Skin

Easy and natural beauty tips!

The Seven Reasons I'd die in a Zombie Apocalypse

Have you ever thought about trying to survive a Zombie Apocalypse? I have...and I've decided I wouldn't....mmmmm...brains....

The Flower Crown Princess

There are those that say a crown is a fragile as a flower... and especially so for Princess Nivh of Amrach. On the surface, the kingdom of the hills is thriving- the economy thrives, the king is new, and they haven't been invaded in a while. Are things ever as they seem? Of course not. So a rebellion- which the queen...

Awake - Book One of the Spinner's Curse

Everyone is hiding from something; a secret, a lie. Mine just happens to be a curse, one bestowed upon me before my first birthday; a curse that says I'm supposed to die before I turn sixteen. But that isn't going to happen, because I have a plan. You see, it's impossible to prick your finger on the spindle of a spin...

The Average Life Of Flora Smith

Flora smith is a girl who, honestly is a pretty average 13 yr old.