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  • Good Luck With That • Bio Book
    141 9 11

    starting over my old book (The Pinecone Diaries) hopefully less cringe and more voltron [Nutrition Facts] 80% memes 10% self-hatred 8% good things 36% curse words 95% me complaining 60% jokes 7% bullet journal updates 8% drawings (paper and digital) honestly, don't eat the book

  • Memoir (one-shots)
    2.3K 171 4

    a collection of fluffy phan one-shots, all 100% written by me. leave prompts in the comments or pm me.

  • Illusive (phan)
    50K 4.6K 31

    "And let's say I fall in love with you, what's in it for you?" "Good karma." "For breaking my heart?" "For proving you have one." {or the one where they make a bet about who will fall in love first} STARTED - 02/08/16 COMPLETED - 23/03/17

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  • Incompetent (phan)
    261K 15.8K 47

    I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

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  • Intriguing (phan)
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    'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

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  • Miscellaneous Crap
    2.5K 359 26

    see how messed up my brain is! a book of random shit i can't put anywhere else.

  • Illicit (phan)
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    "I'm straight!" "The only straight you are is a straight up liar." {or the one featuring punk!phil and pastel!dan} STARTED - 07/02/17 COMPLETED - 29/10/17

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  • A collection of my dumb thoughts
    263 14 18

    I don't even know anymore... my brain is a mess and so is my life (xddd funny meme) kill me now

  • RL's Emo Rant Book
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    Eh, We rage a lot. *Cuss words will be used.

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  • Trapped // A Zanemau FF \\
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    You want to know something about me? Well, that would be the first time... ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ I'm Zane. As some may call me, a nerd. A loser. Unwanted. My father is a corrupted jerk who doesn't care about anyone but himself. My older brother is fairly... odd, but he at least cares- or seems to care about...

  • The Ultimate Fairy Tale // A Zanemau FF \\ [ON HOLD]
    669 41 2

    [O N H O L D] Angels and Demons. You think you know what they do. Angels are good, Demons are bad. But that's the complete opposite... +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* I'm Aphmau, an Angel. Angels are supposed to be good, right? Wrong. If you're forced to lie and deceive others to create a false sense of hope, do...

  • One-Shots
    131 3 3

    A One Shot Collection that is barely updated that's filled with different ships and Fandoms. Requested prompts are appreciated! ---- We only update when we have the motovation, time, and inspiration to do so.

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  • A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
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    I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T HEAR AN ANSWER FROM YOU, AND I DON'T GOT NU TIME FOR YO ATTITUDE- oh...

  • One-Shots of Animoo and Aphmoo
    833 21 5

    So yeah. This is a one-shot book of any Anime or Aphmau ship. I do take requests. No lemons or smut, I'm not allowed to write yaoi, and no sexual thingzezez. I will start off with my OTPs, and then I will write requests. :P ~Dj~

  • Book of Yaoi
    359 6 2

    Book. Of. Yaoi. Mostly anime ships. Author's true online identity not named. For my own reasons, even though I am alread member of this account, I will be know as Yaoi Fanatic. If there are lemons or smut or any mature theme there will be an asterisk ( * ) in the title. The whole book contains strong language. ~Yaoi F...

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  • Phan oneshots -completed-
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    Just a bunch of fluffy oneshots

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  • ☆The Pinecone Diaries (Rants)☆
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    Um... Welcome to hell. (Dis)advantages: *shitposting *cussing *memes... Memes everywhere. Its almost concerning *cringe [Here come dat boi o shit waddup]

  • Unlikely •Gladion X Reader AU•
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    Y/N and Gladion were stuck in Hell. Well, I guess that's an exaggeration, but it was pretty damn accurate, considering how much they've been through in this so-called 'school'. With fights every week, and dangerous teachers, it was rather unlikely Y/N and Gladion would be able to change the school's ways.