Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)

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JOKES!!

This story is full of hilarious jokes from the internet! Warning: Some of the jokes are offensive!! You are reading at your own risk! Enjoy these hilarious, ridiculous, bizzare jokes!

The Sneeze

Contact with another civilisation is at stake but no one brought a hanky............

Letters (Wattys 2015)

Each employee drudged slowly into work that morning. All with a different lingering worry on their minds. As they entered the building a new bulletin board catches their eye. All that's on the board are a series of lines. No words. No numbers. No information. They all thought that was odd, but decided not to question...

Poems from a Biologist

I'm entering my first year of graduate school...so I'm deciding to take a stab at poems about biology...original right? Haha. Check them out if you're interested :) And yes, these are my (failed?) attempts at being funny! :) And also, another yes, this is me spreading the wonders of biology. I promise that you will le...

Cross To Bear

Superheroes and Supervillains fight it out in the rainy city. A serial killer is on the loose and has just killed the girlfriend of homicide Detective Brandon Carpenter, but something more twisted, terrifying and important grips the city than this...

HUMBOLDT - Barkermouth & Bloomdell (Complete)

Captain Humboldt Granger is running out of time! Across the deserts of Egypt and through the streets of Victorian England, he is running from ancient tombs to the hangman's noose. All to get back into the arms of the love of his life, Jessica. Henry had always hated him and would stop at nothing to steel Jessica's he...

Love Is A Shining Star

Laura, being a doctor, supplies most of her time to the preservation or at least lengthening of the lives of her unfortunate cancer victims. She adores her career, and each of her patients admires her deeply. That's not the case for Walter Scott, a man who came to Laura with a brain tumor. Being the harsh, inconsidera...

Engines & Demons - The Undestined

Grand-commander Morath is dead, and the fragile peace between the Order of the Plains and their former allies in the northern mountains is close to breaking. The knights of Klinberg, riders of the madriel pride, are preparing themselves for the High-tourney, where the new Command of their Order will be decided, and w...