Jokes

The title is pretty self-explanatory.

The One Without Words

"Go ahead," I said, backing up against the pink wall of the shop. "Do something other than glare at me." I waited. One, two, three seconds... and nothing. I raised my chin at him. "You're boring me, mute boy." He stepped closer. Leaned toward me as his gaze burned into mine. Then... ❀ ❀ ❀ After three months in juve...

The Fortune

In which a fortune cookie saves a blind date going down faster than a roller coaster after a steep climb.

2 Questions Every Girl is Asking Herself

Every girl is wondering about two things: 1. What do I want to do with my life? 2. What kind of person do I want to marry? So I traveled around the world looking for answers. Five men, three continents, one prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV. I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound b...

Through His Eyes

What do you think would happen if you started seeing glimpses through your soulmate's eyes, knowing you're due to meet them in a week? [Book #1 of The Soulmate Series] © felicitate | 2015

Zero

The world's gone to hell. People are eating each other. Literally. Eating. Each other. I'm just doing my best to keep myself and the quirky mismatched group of people I call my own off the menu. Unknown pasts, unknowable future, friends that are actually family, maybe even a little bit of romance. Oh and zombies, lots...

The Girlfriend Experience

Break-ups are hard, so when Rhiannon Penrose swears off guys after her own devastating breakup with her long term boyfriend, she couldn't have felt anymore down. After years of letdowns, High school nobody Ethan Wallace was looking to find his first girlfriend despite the fact that he's never been kissed. So when Eth...

THE SNUGGLE THERAPY:CUDDLE SERVICE

Anxiety is a normal human emotion that everyone experiences at times. Whereas anxiety disorder is a serious mental illness. I believe that nothings too serious to never get rid off and thus call it my passion I help people with anxiety disorders. It's like depression and since cuddling is a natural antidepressant drug...

When Trouble Meets Trouble

After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish ru...

Picked [Narry]

"Why did Harry Styles, the biggest man on the planet, choose the tiny, good-for-nothing Irishman?" // © 2014 louisbacon [fanfiction #58]

Kiss Cam

To Riley, boys like Asher don't fall for girls like her. She's the average girl, with nothing that makes her stand out. Asher is the boy who everybody wants to be friends with. He's reckless and headstrong. So, what would a boy like Asher be doing with a girl like Riley? "Let's do this."

Flash

like the flash of a camera he was gone

Winter [Harry Styles AU]

Winters in London are cold. Harry drinks tea to keep warm. Lena doesn't like that. She's much more of a coffee person, really.

Mild ➳ m.c [au]

He was tired of one night stands, quickies, being used and tricked by women. He didn't want to be a "bad boy" or an "asshole" with a pretty face anymore. He didn't want to ride a skateboard everywhere, and he was beyond exhausted of the smell of smoke laced in his breath. So Michael did the one thing he thought he wou...

How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...

iMessages ☽️ lrh

"Is it recording? Oh shit! Uhh hey it's a Darcy I can't Come to the phone so leave a message and I'll try to get back to you. Uhh bye -beep-" Hey princess... Its Luke... I really miss you baby, goddammit why did you have to leave me? I wish you were here.... I love you baby.... Always will... Uhh... Bye... God I wish...

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...

Back To The Start (ON HOLD)

I haven't always been like this. I got straight A's. I never skipped school or even talked back to my parents. I go to parties, but never developed bad habits. So what happened to me? Why did the leave me? When they left I was completely the opposite girl. I wasn't the Tori Adams they once knew. I was stronger...

Picturesque

Cynthia was never considered normal. She was homeschooled, and had a weird hobby. No, it was not stalking people or having a weird fetish, she had a weird hobby for photobombing. Keith, on the other hand, was always considered the normal, happy-go-lucky boy that would lead a normal future. He was always fond of laught...

Pumpkin Spice || Lashton

Pumpkin spice and everything nice. Luke works as a barista in a local coffee shop. Ashton illustrates and writes children's books. Luke is benign and outgoing. Ashton is awkward and bashful. Luke likes tattoos. Ashton likes coffee. Luke doesn't like to talk about his past, but Ashton really likes questions. (Warning:...

Gotta Love The Brits (On Hiatus)

Gotta Love the Brits Two boys, one girl. Two Brits, one American. By: THERUNAWAYCHILD Caroline has been on the roller coaster of her life, when her heart and mind are telling her two different things, what must she do? Join her in this hell of a ride of emotions, problems and experiences as she learns to love and...

therapy

"they told us that we needed therapy, as if medication and tainted words could fix broken toys."

no homo > larry au [completed]

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

Cute Stories

Read if you're feeling down <3 Take care, Lovelies! :*

Love Life and Niall Horan

Natalie loves her life... and oh, maybe Niall Horan too. © All Rights Reserved 2021

Superior

Delaney Escott lives in a world where popularity reigns supreme. If you want to be noticed, social status is everything. The government is run by the Superiors: a very exclusive group of individuals who are virtually flawless. They are smarter than us and stronger than us, and to join their ranks is the highest honor...

The Best of Wattpad

Is it challenging for you to find a good story to read amidst the hundreds of thousands of options of wattpad? The good news is, I've already sorted out some of the best teen fiction, romance, short story, mystery, science fiction, and humor stories for you and included them in this book. Because I can't stand waiting...

The Girl who Writes and the Boy who Likes her (Now Published So Sample Only)

Zac Carter had spent one week out of every year at Emily Dawson's house since he was fifteen. It was the week his parents had their 'alone' time as they liked to call it. He was thinking of bailing on it this year, telling them he was old enough to be on his own for a week. Then he remembered sad, strange Emily who he...

Gucci in Juvie

'You're one of us now.' Cassidy Taylor was arrested for a crime she did not commit, which was trying to smuggle a ticking bomb (in her powder blue Gucci handbag) into France while on summer break. The only way that she would be able to get out of jail early is to find the person who placed the bomb in her bag and to p...