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50 Cringe Worthy Pick Up Lines

use these pick up lines wisely! (All pick up lines here I did not make. Credits to their respectful owners)

The Demons

Bryson City was not a town to be known for unexpected murders and attacks in the woods. Nor was it known for the supernatural or paranormal. Or was it? After being diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses, 17 year old Skylar Cross' life becomes even more chaotic after seeing visions of the dead. When...

!¡! UNDERTALE CRACK !¡!

BETWEEN SASSY GOATS AND SKELETON/ROBOT RIVALRIES AND A SNAPPED PAPYRUS GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHAT CAN GO WRONG. ALSO HOLY HELL FRISK WHERE DO YOU STORE ALL THAT AIR Highest Rank: #4 in Random Undertale belongs to Toby Fox ! Cover Art RENDER belongs to me! Original Art Belongs the Undertale Team !

Life Through a Lens

❝Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.❞ ❝What if someone can't dance?❞ ❝Then they find someone to teach them the moves,❞ A summer adventure filled with a little love, a little lie and a whole lot of photography. #8 in teenfiction #15 i...

Guidelines

"I have a few guidelines for you, but don't worry it's not rocket science: 1. Do not talk too much around me. 2. Do not laugh obnoxiously around me. 3. Do not ask me too many questions. 4. Do not get into any trouble and drag me into it. 5. Do not interfere with my personal life. Do you think you can do thi...

stolen number |✓ book one of stolen series

❝hey, sweet cheeks❞ ❝do i know you?❞ ❝damn, i'm offended after all we have been through❞ ❝wrong number?❞ ❝try stolen number, babe❞ in which a boy steals a girl's number from his friends phone. ________________________________ highest ranking: #eleven in short story lowercase intended

Our Place in Space

When young astronaut Johnny is denied the opportunity to travel to space, his best friend and GE Galactica virtual training programmer Alan programs a solution. But neither of the friends could imagine the impact their work would have in discovering the planet's place in space. Thanks to @scifiwriter for the amazing c...

Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Conversations From Afar

SEQUEL TO BALCONIAL CONVERSATIONS | In which Katherine and Cambriel suffer the ups and downs of a long distance relationship | Wattys 2016 | cover by the fabulous @kdkellow

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

The Book of Pisces

A zodiac story

Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]

[sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ...

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

Balconial Conversations

bal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1

Copy & Paste

"Lets make a deal." "Sure, what is it?" "We talk with only what we have on our clipboard." "Deal." •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Cover made by: @Chatachino Highest Rank: [1] in Short Story [ WARNING! I made this when i was 13/14 years old. There is many misspelled words and stuff that I literally cringe at. So read at your own...

That Awkward Moment

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Binge

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...

Elemental Witch

I'm the kind of girl who checks for murderers hiding in the shower. That might sound weird to the normal person that you probably are, but when you have lived the life I have in the short time I've lived it, then you would be a little paranoid too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Pause (Published)

#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...