omegle |cake|

"asl?" "what are you trying to do, get in my pants?"

Calum: bye || CAKE AU

Luke: no one likes u Calum: i love me Luke: i meant- Calum: oh gotta go bye breadstick _________________________________________ A Cake texting AU thingy! hope you guys like it

The Blog [cake 5SOS] ✔

It's 2012. Luke is deeply in love with his fellow bandmember Calum Hood. Unable to speak his feelings, he starts a blog under the code name 'Penguin'. Only he didn't expect Calum to ever read it. TRAILER: https://youtu.be/Iea4D8qIrxk ~800 words/chapter Completed :) © 2015-2016

Unpredictable | Luke Hemmings & Calum Hood. (Cake/5SOS)

Coming from 8 different schools can be tiring, exhausting actually. You tend to lose yourself along the way as well. While a young Calum Hood, tries to find his true self, survive high school, and dealing with not so minor family issues, will it lead to dramatic revelations about himself? Or maybe he always knew who h...

Kik!(Cake)

NOT IN THE FANDOM ANYMORE NOT TO SOUND ARROGANT OR ANYTHING BUT MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THIS. PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER BOOKS TOO, THANK YOU. In which Luke gets a kik message from someone he doesn't know. Or Calum is just acting dumb and typing in the wrong username.

ask.fm : cake au

q: you're hot a: that's not a question dirty girl q: I'm not a girl a: ...

innocent | cake au [completed]

in which two boys fall in love without knowing it. All Rights Reserved © saviourcth [ I wrote this story when I was pretty new to the fandom but also pretty new to writing in another language but also just writing in general...excuse my bad english and the pretty weird chapters. ]

Mr All American ;; Cake AU

Meet Luke Hemmings The tough guy in school Covered in tattoos in piercings A football player that gets all the girls Also the school's biggest homophobe Meet Calum Hood A nerd who is constantly getting picked on by Michael Clifford, and Ashton Irwin because he's gay The two boys do have something. Wattpad. That's the...

Basketball player ● cakeツ

"You can't join the basketball team." He scoffed. "Why?" I sighed, raising my brow high. "You're tiny and really bad at it anyways." He laughed, twirling the ball on the tip of his finger. He's only saying that because he's a skyscraper. "Teach me." I demanded.

11:11 -Cake Hoodings (discontinued)

*WARNING: this was written two years ago by an angsty immature me(along with Rita) and i do not recommend reading this book😂 read sth else off my profile ;) Luke never misses 11:11 He's always on time for 'wish hour' A new kid transfers into his school, and he wishes that the new kid would be his. Cake Hoodings. Hi...

Handcuffs // Cake (boyxboy)

In which Calum is a usual frat-boy at the police station and Luke, Calum's parole officer, falls in love with him.

Condom [cake//5sos]

[frat boy Luke//virgin Calum] for some people, you can drown out the world with smoke and music. for Luke, sex had to be added to the mix. but little did he know, Calum would need to be added too.

Blunts - Cake AU (boyxboy)

"I don't do relationships, I do blunts"

Daylight > > Cake

𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭, 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥 𝘷𝘢...

Gangs || Cake

Mr Hemming's and Mr Hood are both gang leaders. They both share the same hatred for each other, but they have put their hatred behind each other and continued on. Until one day when Mr Hemming's makes a deal with Mr Hood. If Mr Hood completes a task for Mr Hemming's, he will be forgiven for the things he has done. Mr...

A Joke A Day || Cake

Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

Afraid ϟ hoodings

It all started from a rumour. 'Calum is gay' they said. That mortifying rumour managed to spread throughout the whole school. Even though Calum protested against it, the rumour was entirely true. Whilst Calum does that, his bully - and to add, true love, only just started to figure out what it's like, to develop feeli...

bitches love cake

the book of one shots where a brunette cutie with a booty falls for the blonde hottie with a swimmers body

Both Sides of the Story [cake au.]

Luke was scared. Calum was curious. [complete]

Pretty || cake

"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

Tattoo Artist : CAKE

❝I don't want you! And I definitely don't want you as my fucking soulmate!❞ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ➳➳➳➳ Top! Luke Bottom! Cally ©July 2015 Ausllymonkey ␟

The Only Reason || Cake

[Second Book To Teaching Affairs] Calum is going into his Junior year of highschool with heartache and confusion. The shock he received after the party has rendered him cold and ruthless towards love. Luke's on his second year of teaching at United Arts School and couldn't be happier. This time though he's learned wha...

raining in paris :: cake au

"it hurt-- looking at them hurt." in which an american calum meets a french luke in paris, france.

Rapunzel ; cake au

He had fallen in love with the boy at the bottom of the fire escape, but little did he know their perfect reality was soon to be torn apart. [part of the Modern Fairytales collection]

Addicted To You | Cake au

we totally don't hook up in closets

cake oneshots || book one

a book of boyxboy oneshots basically short stories about Calum and Luke **THESE ARE NOT MINE**

my best friend's brother

never thought i'd be one for such a cliché

cheesy pick up lines

"are you but dialing because that ass is calling me" girly!calum punk!luke © anobain 2015

Punk | Prequel to Honey | Cake

Before all the pink. Before all the tattoos. This is the story of how Luke became Calum's Honey and how Calum became Luke's Punk.