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  • Affair | CAKE
    63.5K 3.8K 27

    where luke is a teacher and meets a man who's been having problems with his wife. dom!calum [ON HOLD]

    Completed   Mature
  • A Joke A Day || Cake
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    Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

    Completed   Mature
  • E•MO•TION |cake|
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    16 cake one shots based on the most slept on album of all time, E•MO•TION by Carly Rae Jepson

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  • together (cake a.u.)
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    sequel to friends with benefits broken things are meant to be fixed, and maybe that's why our broken hearts were supposed to fit together. cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

    Mature
  • friends with benefits (cake a.u.) [completed]
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    " I felt simply more than something this time, more passion, more love and maybe even safety. It was as if he was always there to protect me or something. It was true love. " cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

    Completed   Mature
  • Besties or Soul Mates? (Boyxboy)
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    Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings have been best friends since they were 4 years old. They have a bond that no one could break but what happens when one of them starts to feel something else? Can their friendship survive jealousy, lies, and heartache? And what happens when tragedy strikes? A/N: The summary may not be that...

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  • cheesy pick up lines
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    "are you but dialing because that ass is calling me" girly!calum punk!luke © anobain 2015

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  • A Match Into Water (Cake)
    14.4K 610 13

    (A Cake Fanfic) "Make me a promise Calum," Luke said before clearing his throat, "Even if you don't like me, just promise me that you won't hate me." Luke Hemmings is the most annoying piece of shit on this planet. Well that's what Calum Hood thinks. Calum is one of those awkward kids. In school he usually only talks...

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  • Bad boy from hell *Cake au**》
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    Calum Hood is a chirpy boy who's new in town. He loves cuddles, and long hugs. You couldn't imagine him falling in love with someone who's the total opposite. That's where Luke comes in. Nasty attitude, bad grades. He's a person who doesn't know how to treat a human being properly. But everyone would like to date him...

  • Condom [cake//5sos]
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    [frat boy Luke//virgin Calum] for some people, you can drown out the world with smoke and music. for Luke, sex had to be added to the mix. but little did he know, Calum would need to be added too.

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  • Dollhouse || Cake
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    "what the fuck are you wearing?" "a floral dress." "but, you're a boy." "and your point is what?" © ValleyOfTheDiamonds

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  • Daylight > > Cake
    3.8K 240 18

    𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭, 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥 𝘷𝘢...

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  • Falling For My Stepbrother || Cake
    133K 6.6K 30

    Calum was an only child and liked it that way. His dad walked out on him when he turned 14 leaving him and his mom all alone and completely heartbroken. Luke was an only child and hated it. His mum was addicted to drugs and died when Luke was only 2 so he never had a relationship with her, leaving him and his dad to...

    Completed   Mature
  • Calum's Boy (CAKE)
    2.5K 250 36

    [Sequel to Lost Boy] I thought I controlled them. But they seemed to have a mind of their own.

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  • Between Brothers. [Cake]
    23.3K 1.2K 13

    "At then, everything crumbled, It was as if... The world stopped turning, as if, for only a moment, there was only him and I in this room. We were alone, but together. We were happy, we were in love. And then, the world started turning again, faster and faster, worse and worse. I mean, originally it was just a game...

    Mature
  • 10$ for 10 days∵cake
    77.3K 4.9K 29

    The first one who puts $10 and their name inside Calum's locker will be his lover for the next 10 days. [Read for more description] × cover's illustration credit to the illustrator × WARNING: This story is not edited yet, so please read at your own risk. ⓒ chocolatexcakes 2015-2016. All rights reserved.

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  • Blunts - Cake AU (boyxboy)
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    "I don't do relationships, I do blunts"

    Mature
  • soccer mom; cake
    113K 6.8K 47

    "so you're a soccer mom?" "no, i'm a man" ~ in which calum is a single soccer dad [completed]

    Completed   Mature
  • Camp Counselor (5SOS Cake) *DISCONTINUED*
    187K 7.4K 17

    Calum is gay. So his mom sends him to a Christian camp to "turn him straight." But honestly, quite the opposite happens after Calum meets his highly attractive and cuddly counselor, Luke. ***COVER BY FangirlOTP***

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  • @superlegitastrology
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    [cake au!] anon: do u guys have any clue what ur doing superlegitastrology: of course we do! we are 100% legitimate, if we weren't why would we have this URL? ~ or the one where luke and calum bullshit zodiac posts for entertainment

  • bitches love cake
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    the book of one shots where a brunette cutie with a booty falls for the blonde hottie with a swimmers body

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  • Cake Tube [COMPLETED]
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    Luke Hemmings a fanboy who adores Tumblr, Instagram and other social media websites. He is basically the common white girl. But what really makes him cry and scream is this YouTuber named Calum Hood. Luke loves him- a lot. He watched all his videos and knew him since he first started. Luke's dream is to meet him. He d...

    Completed   Mature
  • friendzoned » cake au // on hold
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    "Are you guys a couple?" "No, we're just friends" 2014 © 90sVansAsh » all rights reserved ... on hold

    Mature
  • Both Sides of the Story [cake au.]
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    Luke was scared. Calum was curious. [complete]

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  • bent❀cake
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    "if you're not gay.. or bisexual, what are you?" "I think I'm just bent." or in which sub!luke meets dom!calum at a school pep rally and begins to take a liking to the tan boy and his bent personality.

    Completed   Mature
  • Effie || Cake
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    [Third Book To Teaching Affairs] It's been four years since Calum left for London and four years since Luke's heart was broken, again. Now the two are reunited and Luke couldn't be any more happy but Calum, well let's say he delt with the break up better than Luke did. Calum is freshly graduated from art school and ha...

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  • camp | cake au
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    Calum Hood was a 18 year old openly gay boy with huge behavior issues. Of course, he was only 18, he had to live, so he didn't care one bit. He was kind of a man wh0re. He would go around having s*x with any boy he wanted. Dating as many cute guys as he could then breaking their hearts. He'd never felt something real...

    Mature
  • Friends But More : CAKE
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    ⇨ ❝I don't care if you're against it, Lukey--I just want you to hold me❞ ⇨ ❝I want to, but I can't❞ ⇨ ❝Then kiss me...❞ Sequel to 'Tattoo Artist' ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ➳➳➳➳ ©August 2015 Ausllymonkey ␟

    Completed   Mature