BEST COMEBACKS!

Its a book of the best comebacks!

Jay's random, immature, sexist, sexual, explicit cumbacks, statements etc :D

Feeling, sad, lonley bored? well you came to the right place. I gareentee you will luagh or get cheered up or your money back :D ( if money has to be given back you will recieve a taser to the balls or nose your choice LMFAO XD) okay my new chapter messed up and saved as the 5th or 6th chapter it is called JESUS IS OR...

skinnywannabe

just like any other day... author of: is it still a joke now read,vote,share i hope you enjoy~ xxx

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Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Doctor Who: The Evangelion Error (Book One)

Stranded on a parallel Earth, the Tenth Doctor finds himself mentoring a traumatized child soldier enlisted in a hopeless war to save humanity. With an endless number of mysteries in sight -- from the enigmatic alien invaders they call Angels, to the strange machines known as Evangelions used in the planet's defense...

The Sleepers | The Cave of Wonders: Book 1

Twelve-year-old Carmen has a secret: she can talk to her cat Grim. But the powerful Brotherhood has banned pets, and the penalty is death. Ward is the most wanted boy in the world. The only thing standing between him and the hangman's noose is master criminal Saint Nick. In exchange for Nick's protection, Ward must fi...

Brilliant (Harry Potter/Doctor Who Crossover)

During her 7th year at Hogwarts, Hermione is intrigued right from the start by the new Astronomy teacher, Professor John Smith. This strange man has captured all her attention and she seems to have done the same to him. As the year goes by, talking to someone on a more intellectual level becomes something of a drug fo...

The Missing Marauder: A Harry Potter FanFiction

Sirius Black told Harry that there were four Marauders. He told Harry that his best friends in school were James, Remus and Peter. He told Harry that there were three unregistered Animagi at the time he was at Hogwarts. He lied. There was another, only one other, who Sirius never mentioned. Perhaps because they had a...

Lynx Malfoy (A Harry Potter FanFiction)

So, everyone knows who Draco Malfoy is... but did you know he had a sister? Lynx Malfoy is loved by her older brother Draco, but he chooses He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named over her because he simply doesn't want to die. Now Lynx is hated by her parents and now must go to the family that the Malfoy's hate most.... the Weasley...

In Ruins (Dramione FF)

((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances bl...

Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Supernatural Imagines

Do you want SuperPotterWhoLock? Have you been having a decrease in feels? Are you positively and absolutely in love with Sherlock, The Doctor, Team Free Will or the Harry Potter hunks? Then you've come to the right place! This is a book full of drabbles, ideas and teeny one shots starring YOU! I have prove that...