Funny Sayings

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

1,000 Random Riddles

Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...

My Life with the Walter Boys [Wattpad Version Sample]

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the b...

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Wattpad's Dirty Little Secrets

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family...

Just a Poem :) Another World

Please read my first ever poem on Wattpad :D Genuinely take the time to read a poem about a girl dreaming through the night.. I might make a longer version later. I just can't wait to put at least something on Wattpad! My profile feels blank without a story.. Thanks ox p.s. I wrote it when I was ten, so... It's kinda...

Emoticons for Chatting on Meebo :)

Not a Book. Guide. The emoticons on here will only work when used on Meebo chat, at the bottom.