Straighter than Parallel Parking
❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.
❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.
The demons that haunt Elliott are turning him slowly insane, and the skeletons in his closet are begging him to play their sick little games. With an abusive mother breathing down his neck and horrifying secrets threatening to spill from his lips, Elliott is trapped. He knows he isn't allowed to love, but suddenly th...
Written by my 8 year old sister (@no_longer_a_cat) What if Greg Heffley was Rich...? Please comment because she wants some positive/constructive feedback.
You know what gummy bears are, right? Yeah, yeah, you're rolling your eyes right now. Yes, gummy bears are inanimate things that we can eat. They're chewy and delicious. Not here. Oh, no, they are far, far worse than that. You're sitting there, wondering 'how could a gummy bear be far worse, they're just little inanim...