Puns
Funny puns.
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
You know those moments that happen to just about every muslimah out there? Well let's talk and laugh about them InshAllah :)
[G] Sequel of "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One." Hilarious and funny moments in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the privacy of involved individuals. ©Sharifah Zaid AlHadhrami
most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic. hope you enjoy it ;) Ps. If you think you're going to be offended please kindly don't read
:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D
Just some funny (and 20% of the time sad) stories I got from fmylife.com
In here I will put some jokes and maybe some other things like texts, pickup lines and comebacks!
This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB...
This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.
You know that awkward moment when someone asks you if you're secretly bald? Or that moment when your male teacher tries to give you a handshake and you politely refuse but he still gets offended? Or that really awkward moment when people start to talk about religion in class, and all eyes are automatically on you. Yu...
"She made broken look healed, And strong look invincible, She carried the Universe on her shoulders and made it look like a pair of wings." What if you wake up in a hospital bed not remembering anything that happened the night before? What if the horrors keep you sleepless for the next four years? Zeeniya Tahan hid...
*Previously Known as 'Teenaged Muslimah'* I am not a scholar, nor am I a student of Shari'aa. I am just a regular Eighteen year old Muslimah that is striving for Jannah, and trying my best to become better. I don't know a lot in deen, so my words may be wrong. Those are my plain thoughts that I liked to share with you...
Eighteen year old Yasmeen is a Muslimah enjoying her last year of high school with her two best friends. She expects her senior year to be boring and torturing like the past three years were. Especially due to the fact that she's been wearing the niqab and tormented in school for it since last year. What's a niqabi to...
Wanna know some funny and cool stuff just for the fun of it? Then carry on reading this book. Any suggestions just leave it in the comments or PM me, I'll give you credit
#16 in Short Story Major Editing Done On : 18/11/15 Rebecca : Online Rebecca : Typing... Rebecca : STOP slipping your leg under my skirt !!!! Chris : Online Chris : Typing... Chris : You're legs are pretty interesting than the boring lecture baby. Rebecca : Awwww <3 "Mr. Howard and Miss.Blue ! Kindly get out of my...
Tasneem is a 17 years old girl with a good family, a best friend and a life considered as 'okay' and she is practically living her life, trying to get past the teenage years. But one day she hears that there would be a masquerade, and one of Tasneem's wishes in life was to experience and go...
They say "If you are skinny, you're on drugs. If you are fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama que...