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  • Waist-Deep In Walmart
    10.9M 257K 25

    "As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

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  • Death is My BFF Rewritten (Book 1 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)
    23.1M 860K 52

    Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ...

  • Jake the Panty-Ripper (Book 1, the Phantoms MC Series)
    33.6M 1M 55

    LIMITED TIME: Read this STEAMY Story and Earn FREE Bonus Coins From Dec 16- 22, read for at least 60 minutes and enter to win up to 120 Coins (5000 Winners) Maya, an innocent nurse, finds herself forced to accept protection from the Phantoms motorcycle gang, specifically the dangerous, irresistible biker, Jake Ford. ...

    Completed   Mature
  • Death is My BFFLAD Rewritten (Book 2 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)
    8.5M 503K 67

    As of September 17th, 2024, DEATH IS MY RIDE OR DIE IS PUBLISHED! WOO-HOO!!!!! It is now available in bookstores and everywhere books are sold. The fiery sequel to Death Is My BFF Rewritten and 2016 WATTY AWARDS winner... The book you should read before this one is "Death is My BFF Rewritten (book 1) on my profile! &l...

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  • Illegal My Ass
    34.7M 845K 52

    Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge...

    Completed   Mature
  • I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player.
    11.4M 291K 75

    *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops...

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  • 101 Reasons Why I Hate Being a Tomboy
    34.2K 2.2K 1

    WELCOME GIRLS. 101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #2This is a place where we can all let our feelings out, with no judgement and only tears of laughter. This is a list of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Being a Tomboy', created by wonderful girls on Wattpad.

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Hilarious Text 2
    4.4M 145K 101

    These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

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  • risk taker
    93.5K 3.9K 9

    warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }

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  • 101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys
    73.6K 3K 1

    ATTENTION ALL GIRLS.-101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #3 This is a list made up entirely of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys', created entirely by all the beautiful and somewhat crazy gals on Wattpad. Enjoy.

  • Harry Potter Randomness
    7.5M 565K 242

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

  • 101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs
    54.5K 2.3K 1

    WELCOME GIRLS. 101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #4This is a place where we can all let our feelings out, with no judgement and only tears of laughter. This is a list of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs', created by wonderful girls on Wattpad.

  • 101 Reasons Why I Hate Being A Girl
    229K 8.3K 4

    HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing th...

  • The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)
    95.1M 3.4M 85

    If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

  • [ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
    3M 116K 21

    Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

  • Hilarious Texts
    4M 170K 115

    Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

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  • Did You Know?
    348K 9K 50

    Do you like facts? Do you like randomness? Well, you can get both here! I'll be giving you a bunch of random facts, ranging from why a sandwich is called a sandwich, because I mean, it has nothing to do with sand or a witch, to the age old question of, ''Why is the sky blue?'' You'll get so many random facts here, you...

  • 500 Words in a Chapter
    538K 23.8K 10

    Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, th...