Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.
You grew up in London. You discovered Dan and Phil at the age of 13 and loved them to bits. When you moved out at age 18, moved into your friends place, and moved out of your friends place at the age of 23, and finally got an apartment, only to find out you live across from your idols Dan and Phil. You and Phil hit it...
I fell in love with Jim Moriarty, a criminal mastermind. But it came at a price. Torture...