Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Mario [jin x you]

It all started with Mario... Actually, in the parking lot.. ©onejeon 2016 Started: 160411 Ended: 160531

Capture My Heart

This is a story about a girl who loves to take pictures... and just like how she took that last photo, he captured her heart. My first one shot. So, I am open for comments and suggestions! Thank you.

Project: Yngrid

What would you do if you wake up one day and find yourself in a different body? [Completed]

He & She

"Sana ma-realize mong nag-eexsit din ako sa mundong ito."

The Relationship Code

(Completed) Book 2 of The Trouble with the Rule: Every relationship has its ups. It's all about flowers, butterflies and rainbows. Every relationship has its downs. The flowers will wither. The butterflies will die. The rainbows will disappear.

It Started With A Wish (EXO's Chanyeol FF)

Paano pag gising mo na lang isang araw nasa tabi mo na si Park Chanyeol ng EXO? "Aba malamang titili ako at mag f'freak out! Omg bias ko kaya si Chanyurr" - Vanellope **** Hello. Ako si Vanellope Cruz. Ang asawa ni Park Chanyeol sa istoryang ito HAHAHAHAHA de joke lang. XD Isang araw nagising na lang ako na nasa tabi...

Ang Pogi kong Gwardya

PUBLISHED "Hey, buddy! Massage mo nga ako! Faster!" Utos ko sa butler ko. Wala lang, gusto ko siyang asarin. "Gawin mo mag-isa mo. Hindi ako utusan." Bored na bored niyang sabi na nakahiga pa talaga sa kama ko. Ang walang-hiya. "I hate you!" He chuckled. "I love you more." At saka siya umidlip. Ugh! Bwesit! s...

She Who Stole Cupid's Arrow

Sabi nila, lahat ng taong sobrang in love ay nagiging desperada. Kaya naman sa kagustuhan ni Jillian na mahalin siya ni Luke, nagawa niyang nakawin ang pana ni Kupido. At dahil sa ginawa niya, limang tao ngayon ang nanganganib na hindi na mahahanap ang kanilang one true love at idagdag pa ang pag-a-alboroto ni Kupido...

Dear Ex-Boyfriend

Read Dear Future Boyfriend first para di ma-spoil. :) *Nin's Story* [Completed]