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Lazuli - Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

When Juliet Weasley tells people who her parents are, they can hardly believe their ears. All of the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and belong to Gryffindor House, right? Wrong. When Juliet was sorted into Slytherin in her first year at Hogwarts, her parents practically disowned her, her twin brother Ron and th...

Dance Hall Drug (Draco Malfoy Love Story)

Kimber had her whole life planned out. She was a street dancer who dreamed of becoming the next big thing. But when she discovers she is a witch, her parents ship her off to Hogwarts, much to Kimber's protests. She then meets Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince as everyone calls him. Taking an automatic disliking to hi...

Ruin Your Childhood //Completed//

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

TMI (2014 Collector's Dream Winner)

One post will change everything... Playful Bailey Grant and practical Megan Farrell are best friends... until Bailey starts ditching Megan for virtual quality time with a boy she meets online. Megan doesn't trust Ryder West and thinks Bailey's making a big mistake.

The Realm's Saviour (A GAME OF THRONES FANFICTION)

FIRST BOOK IN THE REALM'S SAVIOUR BOOKS Ashara Arii, young, beautiful, rebellious, intelligent, the adopted child of the Stark's of the North. She has been kept there since just after her birth, Ashara has always wondered where she came from and how she got to the Stark's castle. She grew up wishing she was a boy, an...

Love and Control - A Game of Thrones Fan Fiction

"You are my special lady, Arienne, and I will love from this day, until my last day." Fire has to power to heal, or to burn. And Arienne has just walked into the largest fire of all. King's Landing is a mysterious place where the foundations are secrets, built with lies, and decorated with rumours. But Arienne...

My REAL Weird Omegle Coversations

Fast and furious. My version.

Lexi Turner was a normal girly girl and did whatever her parents told her..... up until racing changed her. After that she decided she was making her own choices, starting with the people she considered close friends. Now after seven years of being away she returns to LA, to the people who run the streets, yet again a...

Invisible: Fast and Furious FanFic: Book 1

Pixie O'Connor isn't your average 14 year old girl. Having spent her whole life being devoted to stealing cars and high-jacking other peoples' cars, she has done the most dangerous things. She left her father because of the abuse from him she turned to life on the run just to get away from him. But when her estrang...

Fast, Furious, and... On the Run?

Fast, Furious, and... On the Run?

D R O P D E A D {Completed} (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION -- 2018)

'Forgot to tell you -- you've sold your soul!' Andrea Williams has never exactly been an adventurous girl - her idea of a wild Saturday night is a bowl of popcorn and Doctor Who. But the quiet kids still have problems; Andi's mother is very ill, with lung cancer. After being hit with the news she has just two weeks to...

Dumbledore's half-blood grand-daughter: Year One

Princess Taylor is half witch and half winx. All her life she has learned to control her winx powers but now at 11 years old she will journey to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, were her grandfather is headmaster, to learn to be a witch. There she meets harry potter and the gang and faces every thing from d...

Wattpad's Hotties

You have read about them. You have swooned over them. You have loved them for each sweet and idiotic act they have committed. You have cried when their hearts have been broken. You have wept when they have become united with their love (female protagonist). Who are 'they' you ask? They are the Wattpad's Hotties! In e...

As Different as the Sun and the Moon - A Winx Fanfiction

[Sadly, this story is not going to be updated until our main story receives more attention. If you wish to continue reading this fanfic please take a look at Betting It All! We don't expect everyone to love it but please give it a shot :) ] A story about Stella's twin sister, Celeste. The story is from Celeste's po...

Love Can't Be Destroy (Winx Club)

A new enemy is on the rise for taking over the entire Magical Dimension. But first, this enemy must face the Winx, who will stop at nothing to make sure this enemy will be defeated. But Bloom soon finds out she is pregnant and must go into hiding for her new enemy wants her unborn baby as a power source. Bloom soon be...

Creepy Stories

A collection of Creepypasta and No Sleep stories, I dont claim to have written any of these so please read the disclaimers before being an arrogant piece of shit. Thanks.

I Solemnly Swear (Fred Weasley)

When Eleanor Miller transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year, she instantly becomes known for her pranking skills and playful personality, also, for her pranking rivalry with the troublemaking masters, a certain pair of ginger twins. But when Eleanor's feelings start to change, she gets thrown into a world of confusio...

Secret Existence (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is goi...

Untraceable - Book Two (Harry Potter)

Sapphire is back for her second year at Hogwarts, filled with llamas, craziness, and new characters. Read to find out what happens because I'm too lazy to write it here :P *If you haven't read Untraceable book 1 I would recommend it otherwise you may get confused :P*

Bella Snape (Harry Potter Fan Fic)

Bella is nine and is being abused daily for the werid things that happends to her. When her parents kick her out she has no place to go. In an act of frustration she knocks at a door were a man with greasy black hair and a hocked nose opens.

Harriet Lily Potter

Harriet Lily Evans was raised by her Uncle Remus, a close of friend of her late parents. Her parents died in an accident when she was still a baby, or that was what she was told to believe. Harriet is about to begin her third year when her Uncle Remus gets a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as a teach...

The Lost Twin ( Harry Potter Fanfic)

Rose was an abused child, but that didn't stop her from doing things she couldn't explain.. She just also happened to be the lost twin of Harry Potter. Read her story as she chooses a dfferent path than Harry's, a path to evil, hurting the one she cared most about. Doing something so evil, that she will never be forgi...

The Long Lost Potter (Harry Potter Fan Fic) NOT TERMINATED IT'S BACK!!!

Molly was always considered a freak. Strange things happen around her and nobody wants to be her friend. Her whole life will change when she discovers her real name, her biological family, and her true identity. Join Molly and her adventures through Hogwarts. Btw, her real name isn't Molly. Mwuahahahaha!

Shy- (Harry Potter Love story)

{COMPLETE} Leah Green is the shyest witch of her age. That is until she meets an infamous boy with a famous lightning bolt scar. As the two friends grow up will they grow closer? What will happen between Leah and Harry?

Secret Prankster (Sirius Black) ON HOLD

HEAVY EDITING NEEDED Scarlett Dixon is a 17 year old witch that transfers to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons. As a secret metamorphmagus, she cheekily changes her appearance and wanders the school pulling pranks. She chooses the Marauders as her target , but Scarlett finds herself slowly falling for a Mr Black. If only thin...

Hi, I'm Skylah Riddle. [Harry Potter FanFic]

Skylah Riddle is a sarcastic, ornery girl who just transferred to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and hates the very idea of it. With a heavy heart she leaves for Hogwarts, convinced it will be a useless and boring change, but with a sparking romance, missions, and new friends, Skylah finds this new place t...

The Daughter of Bellatrix Lestrange(Harry potter/Percy Jackson)

I am no ordinary half blood. I am Sierra Lestrange a witch and daughter of a god. I am going to go to London to learn wizardry.But i fall in love with someone i really should not. I mean we are suposed to be enemies, right? ******SEQUEL IN PROGRESS*****

The Other Potter: Book One

Not everyone knows that Draco Malfoy has a sister; not everyone knows that Lucius Malfoy had a daughter; not everyone knows of the constant abuse she received. Apparently Albus Dumbledore knows though, so she's brought to Hogwarts. Follow Willow Malfoy as she struggles to find her way as a small girl in a big school...

The Other Potter Book Two

Willow goes back to Hogwarts for her second year with an overwhelming need to figure out her past. Will her questions be answered or will she be thrown out onto the turf? Follow Willow through another year of mystery. Maybe she will find something in a completely unexpected place. Cover by Mijacaja! xx