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When you're kidnapped, maybe you think you'll find your true destiny in another world (not me), or maybe you'll be kidnapped by One Direction, or something like that (still not me) or maybe you'll be kidnapped by a super-hot guy (yes, but he hates me). Do you expect to get beaten? To be treated like a slave? To be so...
Imagine the second you're born, a consultant removes you from your mother's grasp and runs a battery of genetic and physiological tests on you. Thirty minutes later they give you a score out of one hundred which denotes your level of perfection. If your score is above eighty and you work hard to maintain that score yo...
This is about a girl named Georgia and she is not dead, but she has died. The only thing dead about her is her body, at least her old body. She is now a Grim Reaper. She is in charge of all the people that die. She is also in charge of herself, because being a grim Reaper is harder then it sounds.
