"It's wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAAH". What happens when you mispronounce a spell? A mistake, of course. You could grow a man wings with a simple healing spell. You could make his clothes set on fire by trying to casting Rictusempra, a tickling spell. But what would happen if you mispronounced the killing spell? ...
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.
An incident changes Bella Swan's life forever, forcing her to uproot her life in sunny Phoenix and move away. A few years later she ends up in the small town of Forks where she meets the mysteriously beautiful Cullen family. They are a family with as many secrets as herself.
"When will you accept me?'' Lucian murmured against my skin. The wonderful feeling only grew as he stepped closer, the thick muscles between our layers of clothing pressing against my back. He dipped his head. I could feel his lips against my ear when he spoke. "When, Victoria? I am tired of fighting with you. I know...
My name is Tide. I'd love to say hi and all, but if I tell you my location two very bad things could happen. First, someone who isn't really on my list of favorite people might find the information. Then, they would hunt us down and try to use our powers to take over the world and other maniacal things. Yeah, not so...
Ella is bella swans cousin. They where inseparable until a family disagreement. She's back in forks when her mom, dad, and sister have been murdered. She has a few suprizes up her sleve once she gets there. She captures the hearts of one handsome vampire and one epic rockstar. But will she be able to control her secre...
Abby is your normal seventeen year old girl. She loves music, drawing and photography but Abby HATES twilight. So what happens when after being forced to watch twilight, she gets sucked into a world with vampires and werewolves, the world she HATES? Will she find her way home? Will she stay there? What happens when...