There will be a total of 101 chapters. Each chapter will be one way to kill Aaron. If you like Aaron, don't read this. That's all I'm saying.
"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...
Are you bored in class everyday? If you are or you just like being trouble then read this book!
❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...
Every girl is wondering about two things: 1. What do I want to do with my life? 2. What kind of person do I want to marry? So I traveled around the world looking for answers. Five men, three continents, one prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV. I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound b...
Know yourself a bit more! And your crush a bit better! ;) Some are stolen from social media and some are creations of my imaginative mind. #30
Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
You know all those conversations you had about your favorite tv shows the people around you didn't understand.
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school ou...
Two make one. Imma tell what signs are cute and strong with each other. If Dont like Dont read.
BOOK 1 IN OUAT CRACK SERIES! This book is a series of Once Upon a Time Memes, Sayings and Texts Laugh till you can't breathe or even shed a tear Rated PG, Incase of language Highest Ranking Received: #176 in Random (Thanks so much guys!!) (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the memes)
Have you ever asked yourself, what would Laurance and Garroth say about this? If you answered yes, then ask no more! Now, you can ask Laurance and Garroth about anything like, ships, other MCD characters, or even things going on in the real world. Just leave a comment down below on one of the chapters with your questi...
She asked for this: also she is going to be 69 because irl she is like 9
Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...
NOTHING BELONGS TO ME! Images, Gifs and other things belong to their respected owners. Highest Rating: #37 Random (5/21/2016)
Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P
y'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.
