Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies. Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a...
little wattpad rant books: book one if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i'd be broke bc i'm perf lol bye
I love fanfiction, don't get me wrong. But sometimes there are moments that can be kind of annoying. ((I am in no way trying to insult or criticise anybody's creative ability or talent in relation to writing.))
Hey people on earth and in outer space even though I doubt you have wifi up there! Everyone has read a fan fiction before, yes? Well there are so many cheesy moments, I decided to make a book out of them! So enjoy, read, laugh, and become a new member of my unicorn club! Bye bye!
Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Gi...
PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their righ...
ft. typical basic kylie :D i made this when i was 14 yrs old so plz spare me so this isnt funny, and im just rlly annoying
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)
Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.
My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh...
Answer this following questions: 1. Are you a guy? 2. Do you want to become bad? 3. Are you a nerd? 4. Do you want a good girl? 5. Do you want to laugh? 6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed) 7. Have you ever laughed in your life? 8. Do you like food? 9. Do you like GOOD food? 10. Do...
a collection of very original fanfictions +includes amazing gramar FANFIC 1: AM BULIE BY HERRY STYLES help!!1!1 am bullied!M Harry bully me!!!!!!! I crie!! FANFIC 2: LUCY REVENGE lissana hates me 4 some reeson!! she mak e ntsu Kick me out of team!!! FANFIC 3: SHY GIRL AND BAD BOI DOING STUFF I m a shy geirl ugly n fat...
Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when...
