She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com...
Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking:...
Graphic designers, take a seat, grab a cup of tea and come in and find yo self. This is the book to end all "types of people" books. 🐸☕ Warning: If you don't have a sense of humour, here's the door. 🚪 EXIT.
There are more murde - writers here than I anticipated. *Please note that the information given is by no means meant to be taken and used to harm others; I've provided it as an aid for writers and the curious and have not intended it to be put to use anywhere except on paper. Credit goes to the amazing murderers who h...
Mary Sue: (noun) an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character with little to no flaws. "Mary Sues" is a book chock-full of those characters we love to hate. They can be found almost anywhere, from DeviantArt to fanfiction sites, these repulsive creatures have creeped into every corner of our world- and you h...
She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a...
All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th...
***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the i...
Hi, my name is larisaer and im a senior in highschool!!!!!!! This is me story {Making fun of clichés on wattpad}
A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says
-Werewolf -Vampire -Teen Fictions -Romance -Zombies -Fanfics -Poetry/Quote -Fantasy -Anime + more cliches! Read on to find some of the most common cliches in these categories #869 in humor (01-18-17) #298 in humor (01-19-17) #139 in quote (03-25-20) #315 in poetry (04-06-20)
I'm a poop from hell. I've been sent to turn everyone into zombie poos. But there is a catch. I have to do it before midnight, or I'm fired. Also thx to @Alliannah_15 for the amazing cover!!
Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a c...
❝I spy with my little eye… something that begins with T. T as in Take the goddamn binoculars and go stalk your stupid boyfriend yourself.❞ In which brutally honest and straightforward Katerina Quill spies on her hot next-door neighbor. Who also just happens to be her best friend's boyfriend. Cover by the beautiful and...
"'Caution. Hotness at work. May spontaneously combust.' I read Ross' neon shirt with something akin to disgust, brushing back my hair and shooting him a glare. 'Really? Really, Ross? I hope you realize that no one's going to find you attractive when you're picking up trash from the ground with a stick.'" When Ross Al...
Every story needs a catalyst. For Wren Jamison, it was Walter Quinn. * * * * * Catalyst. Science will tell you it's a substance that speeds up change. So I looked forward to the day I would stop being a sleeping in, semi-seriously homeschooled, number one Dave Franco fan girl. But I never thought that day woul...
When old memes start taking over a tragic all-girls high school, it's up to six lame-os to embark on an interdimensional adventure and use their wits, poor athleticism, and various memeing skills to save their school. 2016 WATTYS WINNER! Edit: Most of these memes might be...aged. Please note that this comic was first...
She wasn't that drunk. So the six-foot something creature rummaging through her fridge half-naked, at eight in the morning was real. Now here's the tinsy winsy problem; She lives alone. ------------------------------------------------ Let's just say Catherine Wright wasn't having the best day. Everything just wasn't g...
Avril Bright always felt like she was different, but never in her wildest dreams would she imagine that she was that different. When Avril literally runs into a boy and is greeted with a scowl and glare her whole life is changed forever. She's forced into a new foreign environment where the hot headed, trouble followi...
[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother mo...
I crawled in through Chad's bedroom window, the silly dick had left it open. I'm dressed head to toe in black, a kick-ass ninja belt around my waist, well really it's my Dads builders utility belt, back from the time when he thought DIY was his "thing"-It's not. I can only imagine what someone would think if they saw...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
❝Sometimes, love is crazy.❞ • • • I was a NORMAL guy, Doing NORMAL things, Like crushing on a NORMAL girl, Having NORMAL friends, Living a NORMAL life. Until SHE happened. Until she decided to Kidnap me. Yes, She KIDNAPPED me. • • • Anders Larzelere's PoV: "W-What the fück do you mean?" "Tsk, Tsk, Mate. No cursing...
Highest Rank: #1 in Action Cover by: @victori- ========================================================================== "You're quite expensive for a thief." He whispered back. "That's cause I'm the best." I looped my fingers through his belt, pulling him flush against me. "Are you?" "At everything I do." I whispe...
