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  • Being Emo 101
    18.3K 1.1K 4

    This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)

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  • The Hipster Games
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    Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stile...

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  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
    2.2M 55.9K 8

    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • Mikey Way and the Tambourine
    850 67 1

    Mikey Way picks up a tambourine and gets taught an important lesson about not taking things from strangers !!!

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  • wEENIE HUT JRS! (crackfics)
    202 15 4

    MCR FOB P!ATD OTHERS FUN YAY IDK CRACKFIC COLLECTION I MAKE (spelled wrong on purpose) idk guys i got bored lol enjoy

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  • Fishrard
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    Frank fish shows up in Emo pond and all kinds of shit goes down

  • Patrick's Eemo Phase (the seekuel to its not a phase ded!!!1!)
    158 11 1

    declan and patric r bak. after patric kiks declan out for being eemo, he starts felling changes in his boody. all of a suden he waks up and his wors neghtmar coms tru!!

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  • da adventures of fronk n gerd: mcr crack fic
    16.9K 1.7K 93

    I got bored.. I swear im not high (this is so bad) #767 in humor

  • its not a phaise ded! a pat and declan tenage stori
    382 18 2

    declan is in his eemo phase wat wil pat do (Omg this is a joke)

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