No Teacher Quite Like You - Phan Teacher/Student (Written with deliathecow)
Phil is homeless and Dan is his English teacher, when Dan see's Phil working late after school, what will Dan discover when he starts offering Phil lifts home?
Phil is homeless and Dan is his English teacher, when Dan see's Phil working late after school, what will Dan discover when he starts offering Phil lifts home?
Dan and Phil are very happy about Dan's pregnancy, but things become harder when the boy's abdomen starts to hurt! angst and fluff
Sad shit I come up with. (Mostly oneshots.) Hindsight 2021: Some really messed up shit. 14-15 y/o me projecting my issues onto fictional versions of Dan Howell and Phil Lester. I hope they never saw these. Good stories still, kind of, but read with caution. Triggerwarnings have been added.
to: phil from: unknown caller your eyes as blue and as vast as the seas darling please won't you notice me? x secret admirer -lower case intended -holy shi t sorry this goes like really unrealistically fucking fast -whoops
[complete] finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard ; copyright © 2017
where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5
[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016
[complete] i want to be there so you don't have to be brave ; copyright © 2017
[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm...
phil lester and friends thought it would be fun to text random numbers from the phone book. he never expected to make a brand new friend. *lowkey hate my writing in this but i think the sequel is a lil better*
Phil has been lost and heart broken for 5 months, spending each day in his bed wishing Hayley had never left him. Little did he know that soon his only friend Dan would make him see the light and see who was the perfect person for him. (very short story, like 2 chapters long, just phil being sad then the rest is phan...
[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
Just a bunch of smut including Dan Howell and Phil Lester✌ (TAKING REQUESTS! read first chapter) #666 in Fanfiction - June 10th 2017 (Amazing cover made by my senpai, @QueenOfAllFangirls!!)
Gracie already knows her part in the prophecy, and she's more than willing to do it. But now everything's changed. Nat's pregnant, Draco's acting weird, Dumbledore disappears for days at a time and Harry is getting more and more protective because of it. Not to mention she still has another year of school to go. Can...