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  • Funny Harry Potter Jokes
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    "After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?

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  • Crap
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    These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :D

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  • Beast ;)
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    harry potter fanfiction. Rika was born a werewolf. Her very existence is illegal. After fighting with the ministry, she ends up living with legal werewolf Reumus Lupin, who becomes a father figure towards her, and his crazy friend Sirius Black. Can she ever live a normal life? How far will she go to prove that she's j...

  • The Vampire's Choice
    1.3M 11K 200

    WARNING: This is not a normal book. You decide the story! Take control in this thrilling adventure. You awake in a lonely old cabin, hidden deep within the woods. Soon you realise the truth – you’re a vampire! Who brought you here and what do they want? What mystery does the forest hold? As you explore you'll encounte...

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  • Murder Obsolete.
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  • Pregnant in the Games
    3.9M 136K 38

    Willow is a pregnant girl from District 12. This is the 100th Hunger Games. This Quarter Quell shocker is that the Games will consecutively go on for three years. So when Willow is reaped, she knows that she's going to have to undergo pregnancy during the Games. But the Games will just be another problem when she face...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!
    1.8M 13.4K 49

    Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

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  • A Deadly Magical Demigod (HP&PJO ff)
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    Hecate needs help. Someone is trying to bring You Know Who back from the dead. There is only one god who can help her. And he only has one son to do his quest for him. What will happen to the Ghost King in Hogwarts? What does it have to do with The Chamber of Secrets? How will Hogwarts cope with a deadly demigod withi...

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  • Night Shifted
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  • Heartless
    236 8 1

    Short story written for a contest at school, although I could easily turn this into a whole novel if anybody likes it ;)

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  • The Angel's Guardian
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    My father once told me that Death wasn't something to be feared - that it wasn't some skeleton in a hooded cape stealing you away from your friends and family. He taught me that Death comes to us in the form of our strongest memory, whether it be a fond one, or one we always kept stored in the back of our minds for a...

  • Through the Eyes of a Storm
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    The Storm twins, orphaned and scarred, struggle to move past the death of their parents. Hunter, after years of grief was finally able to move on with his life and become a straight A student, a star athlete and have a normal life. Gryffin, unable to let the memory of his parents death go, drinks, does drugs and self...

  • Guilty By Design
    125 11 5

    Charlotte Magnus hasn't had the best life, and her past is less then perfect, but she's spent years on trying to leave that all behind and start fresh. Abraham Carter has never been able to forget what he's lost, no matter how hard he tried. He's been fighting with himself for as long as he can remember, and now, he...

  • Black and Yellow.
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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter dropped a stone in the forbidden forest. Jade and Ruby, two Hufflepuff students just happened to find it. As the wereolf population grows and revolts. Ruby and Jade fight through Prejudices, Classes, and Hallows to have their say. A harry potter fan fic.

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  • Devil On My Shoulder
    55 10 3

    Winifred Chase was a normal girl until seven months ago when she was diagnosed with a severe case of Paranoid Schizophrenia with visual hallucinations. But she isn't crazy. The Devil really is inside her head, and he wants something for her, something that he wants more than just about anything.

  • Luna Lovegood
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    [BOOK ONE] Loony Lovegood--the girl everyone made fun of. The girl with more to her than what meets the eye. She's different, you know (although I presume you already figured that out for yourself). She's special, and she has a story, too. Follow Luna as she takes on life's problems full of confidance and assuran...

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  • 1,000 Random Riddles
    1.7M 20.2K 97

    Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...