Steven Universe Jokes

Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

This is ABSURD!

This is a collection of lovely stories authored by yours truly. Some are nonfiction. Some are fiction. Guess you'll have to figure out which ones are which because I'm not telling! Buckle up, take off your thinking caps, and scream, "TACOS," at the top of your lungs, because it's about to be one heck of a ride!

psa o' the day

this book is literally just a bunch of little things for you to think about. it can range from anecdotes, to quotes, to art, to vines (you're welcome). so please enjoy and have a lovely day :)

accounts of a dumb one

would you even call this a "book"? it's more like an anonymous spill of all of my humiliation. yup.