Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

Hello guys! Yes, I'm back with a whole new instalment of Middle Earth Mayhem! Same as last time- ask as many questions, dare as many dares and I'll always accept any chapter ideas! Anyway, if you haven't read Middle Earth Mayhem, go read it! Thanks guys! Enjoy!

Here's your chance to as the people of Middle Earth any question you like ^_^ Have fun! All credit goes to @TarwaRedwood for this amazingly fabulous cover! :D