Comebacks Are My Second Language
100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)
What if everything you thought was once okay wasn't anymore? Jesse Farone has been in jail for 9 years for helping hide the evidence of Miranda Salic's death. Getting out free from community service and all charges at age 28 he decides he has nothing left and becomes an illegal assassin. Smart huh? Though the question...
Riley Scott's the one name that everyone knows in the agency. She's the best at her job along with her best friend Joey. She wasn't at all surprised to be sent on a case in the states. Catching a few drug dealers, that should be easy. Well, at least that's what Riley thought. Riley is ordered by her step-father Cole t...
This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day
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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Samantha Wild isn't your normal teenager. She's fluent in five languages, a karate master, an excellent actor, and knows how to handle a gun. Oh yeah, and she's a UIA agent at the young age of seventeen. Which basically means she's the bomb. But when she gets the babysitting detail of America's sweetheart, Julia Thom...
we might be little kids but we can kick butt.we all have are talents and I have been a spy seance I was 10 now I am 12 and I have a crew of spy kids to.there names are Gage,Janae,Arry,Sarah,luck,Jason and me Saoirse but people call me cece we all have great talents we have great team ship and courage in are fights To...
There once was a time called The Great Separation, an era where the extremely rich ruled the world from large mechanical floating cities, scattered across the sky and those who were poor lived 'grounded' on earth. The 'grounded' worked and strived for recognition through steam engineering, electrical inventions and th...
OK, we all love Disney, but do we really know as much as you think you do? Here in the book of wonders, you will find out stuff about Disney that will blow your mind away. Or completely ruin your childhood.
Did you know that the voice of Yoda is the same voice as Miss Piggy? Or that it was originally meant for Joy and Fear to go on the journey into Riley's mind, instead of Joy and Sadness?! This book is a Disney fan's paradise! There will be movie facts, secrets, quotes, opinions, and more! °o° YAY Mickey! T...
A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...
If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...
"Racing because football, baseball, bowling and golf only require one ball." ~ Anonymous *~* As an illegal street racer, he'd grown accustomed to having just about the entire female species hot on his heels. But then along came sweet Emma. ...
#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...
Has your mother ever been so worried that her husband is cheating on her that she sends you to go undercover where he works? No? Well, mine did. Just to clear it all up my father works as a teacher for an ALL boys college. ------ Claire Martez had a pretty normal life, she had just recently graduated a few months ag...
❝All stories are about wolves. All worth repeating, that is. Anything else is sentimental drivel. There's escaping from the wolves, fighting the wolves, capturing the wolves, taming the wolves. Being thrown to the wolves, or throwing others to the wolves so the wolves will eat them instead of you. Running with the pac...