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  • Malum Talks
    544 37 1

    Michael: actually I'm the real life satan....even though my dick is heavenly ;) Calum: ok that was honestly the smoothest thing anyone has ever said to me or just a book full of Michael and Calum's quality (and not to mention very very gay) conversations.

  • Porcelain Skin || Cake
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    He loved watching the boys Porcelain Skin glow in the moonlight, as he pretended to sleep.

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  • 11:10 ; Malum
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    the one where Calum likes to text bitches at 11:10 so when they make their 11:11 wish he'll already be on their mind. book two of the 11:11 series.

  • Problems ; Malum
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    ❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞ ❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞ or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.

  • 11:12 ; Lashton ✓
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    the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.

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  • Luck or fate? -Cake snapchat AU✔️
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    Calum accidentally adds Luke on snapchat after typing in the wrong username. Updates 3-4 times a week Don't know if this has been done before.

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  • ❝ MILES APART ❞
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    𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 | ❝ i love you from a distance now and maybe that's all i was ever meant to do. ❞ lukehoodings, 2016

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  • Attached ; Malum ✓
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    ❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

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  • neighbor [cake]
    191K 8.8K 32

    in which a sad boy falls deeply in love with his cousin's neighbor. [story and cover by me] x 2014 [I WAS YOUNG WHEN I WROTE THIS ITS BAD]

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  • Message Me [Malum]
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    "Hi" "Do I know you?" "No" "Then why are you messaging me?" "Can we fuck?" "Sure" ****** You know what serious is? This book is the opposite.

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  • Connection ; Lashton ✓
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    "knock knock" "who's this?" "the fuck dude, u r suppose to reply with who's there" or the one where Luke likes to message random numbers and Ashton decided to reply.

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  • A Joke A Day || Cake
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    Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

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  • Give Me Love (Muke)
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    Michael is looking for a new start and a way to manage his anger issues when he moves back to Sydney, leaving his mum behind, and moves in with his former best friend, Ashton. Unfortunately, Michael finds that starting over is much more difficult than he expects; Michael doesn't expect that there'd be a boy so timid M...

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  • Wanted ~ Mashton
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    Long story short, Michael Clifford was a mistake. Just the outcome of another awful rape crime. His mother claimed she loved him, but even he could see she only saw the man who'd hurt her beyond repair when she looked at him. His stepfather ignored him, while his half brother makes cruel jokes about how he 'wasn...

  • Gangs || Cake
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    Mr Hemming's and Mr Hood are both gang leaders. They both share the same hatred for each other, but they have put their hatred behind each other and continued on. Until one day when Mr Hemming's makes a deal with Mr Hood. If Mr Hood completes a task for Mr Hemming's, he will be forgiven for the things he has done. Mr...

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  • cake oneshots || book one
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    a book of boyxboy oneshots basically short stories about Calum and Luke **THESE ARE NOT MINE**

    Completed   Mature