The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Comebacks you have never heard before

Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y

Comebacks

Are you a loser? Do you need someone to teach you to give people some of the greatest comebacks ever? You've came to the right place. Add this book to your library and you will not regret it. I found the picture off the Internet. If you can make me a better one, gopher it.

Funny jokes

This is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.

Funny 2

Here is part 2 of the Funny series.

Random funny stuff (anime)

Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Crazy

"Hey Blondie! What the hell are you doing?" I hear a voice behind me. I spare a glance to the person, and then balance myself on the ladder. "Can't you see, I am covering this class in toilet paper? I soo don't want to take the chemistry test." I continue my work. I am sure if Mr Thomas caught me, I would be Dead. ...

Life's Like That !

hey, if you are reading this please go ahead . Thank you First of all, I would like to tell you that if you are bored and this boredom crap thing is killing you You should definitely try this book. It has an awesome collection of funny jokes , quotes and theories which seem a thousand times better than newton's laws...

Life's Awesome Like That

[ Life's Like That sequel ] So guys.......the book is back again with the only difference that this time it's more Awesome than before . As I said, this book is my way of killing boredom and I got kinda booked very fast ........... I'm putting not only jokes this time but all the quotes and thoughts that bring a smi...

The crazy girl

"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I...

violets are blue

'Ruby says that fate is an excuse for the lazy. She says if you want something, you have to go out and get it while you have the chance. That's easy enough for her to say. She already has everything.' Violet Axon doesn't get out much; she spends most of her time studying, babysitting her twin sisters Lily and Iris, or...

Better Than Revenge [Chapters 1-15 Rewritten]

Note: This version was scrapped when I began a dual POV rewrite of this story. See my profile for the newest version. *** Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. Sop...

Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped!

(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor