The Peanut Butter Banana Ratio (COMPLETED)
Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez
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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
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The Absolute Worst Story on Wattpad.
Guess who's back! Child, Hashtag, 1D, Justin Bieber are back ( and Aunt Cheese, but no one cares about her) Sink your Vampire/Werewolf/Thug teeth into this terribly funny story that will break your brain! GUARANTEED! Harm may come to your mental health after reading this abomination of writing. VIEWER DISCRETION IS...