Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.
Don't go around killing your friend trying to summon these creatures now, ya hear? I can't 100% guarantee you'll crap your pants while reading all these stories but I found the majority of them rather creepy & interesting so, why not? Enjoy! (NONE OF THESE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY SO IN THE TITLE OR BEGINNING OF THE ST...
