introducing dumb fanfiction moments, where i tell you all the moments in fanfics that are just .. dumb. // made in 2013 so if there's any spelling mistakes DONT point them out \\
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
"Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's e...
WARNING: THIS BOOK INVOLVES FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER, DO NOT READ. I mention megansparklez (Megan), jkc11501 (Jade), and hk56217 (Katie). This is approved by my dog. If you comment anything funny, I will give you creds for the joke. Creds to Katie for letting me use her idea, but I made it mine...
