boris loves donald (doris) disclaimer: this is set before the whole coronavirus outbreak so dont ask me to do anything on that cuz i really cant be bothered. also im writing chapter 11 onward whilst in quarantine so im trying to take my mind of the situation. anyway, enjoy this shit book! thanks for 1k reads! :00000 s...
Samuel Brandt woke up with his thoughts written all over his body. His brother woke up with his head missing. His sister woke up to find that her skin would crack open unless she stayed in water. All of the other children in the secluded Iowa town of Oak Knoll woke up having undergone strange transformations. Now, the...
Luna is a confident, beautiful, smart girl. Not only is she this, Luna is also the Princess of the Werewolves. While her five brothers are to share the title of Alpha Kings. As Luna grows up, she gets use to her over protective brothers. Luna is their everything while Luna thinks the world of them since they practic...
mr sexi donald j trump is in luv...butt with 5 men...n he doesnt no hoo 2 choos n he confides in his bff michaelangelo pencil 4 advice...but hoo will he choos? his options r.... barley beep benson-a bee who just luvs p o l l e n also doeznt cair wat humanz think is possbull n is cuzins wit freddy benson from icarly...
***WARNING*** This book contains strong sexual content. This book will contain all of the restricted parts to all of my stories that are rated pg-13. Please do not read if you are not old enough to do the dirty deed! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! Cover by StefMaxey
A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventur...
"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hu...
da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 sa...
Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.
This is a bible study program for experienced Christians and people who don't even know God. Hope this helps you out a lot. Check my 1st chapter for more information.
These are all jokes Some take seriously just kidding Take all seriously Like Trump's Hair
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
When college senior Casandra June steps in for her sick roommate to interview prominent businessman Donald Trump for their campus paper, little does she realize the path her life will take. Donald, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Cas, and she to him. Though sexually inexperien...
Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.
Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
shrek is love shrek is lyfe. the sad love story of my grandfather and shrek
