South Park Headcanons
I'm a ball of sodium chloride
Until Clyde Donavon was paired with Kevin Stoley for a school project, he didn't know the dark haired nerd existed! However, Kevin wasn't in the same position. He knew Clyde existed, and knew more than he should about the brunette. His underwear size, how long he brushed his teeth before bed (approximately three and a...
You've heard of frenemies...but boyfrenemies? Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker aren't the best of friends. But suddenly their rage and anger towards each other turns to compassion and love for one another. How will this end? BTW THIS IS A SOUTH PARK FANFIC IK THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN BUT CREEK IS CANON BITCHES SO HA -Brooke
Ask Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde
A new year means only one thing to Tweek Tweak, a new play. This year, means so much more to him, as said play happens to be his boyfriends favourite. Tweek is determined to snatch the lead male role of Scarecrow, but he's not the only one who yearns to play the character. As it's his favourite play, and he's recentl...
BOOK THREE IN A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES 'Blood still stains when the sheets are washed. Sex don't sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up, and syrup is still syrup in a Sippy Cup.' COVER DRAWN BY @Tokimasu
Craig wasn't the best in the love game. His best friend decides, "Why not hire a Maid? You might find a nice hot girl!" Little did they know, Craig got a surprise he wasn't expecting.
(BOOK TWO OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES) 'They call me Crybaby, CryBaby, but I don't fucking care. CryBaby, CryBaby, so I'll laugh through my tears.' COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU
(BOOK ONE OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES) 'Everybody, thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains...' COVER BY @TOKIMASU GIRAFFE ADDITION 🖤
Okay, I know I made all of these one-shots gruesome and stupid so I should probably warn you.