Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

drifters. (#WattysShorts)

a story of two drifters who find themselves in the same dream *** drifter (n.) - someone who can control their dreams and is aware that they are dreaming; i.e. (a lucid dreamer) [#2 in kindredspirit]

Hush (#WattysShorts)

in which a little girl becomes her worst nightmare *** One night, 3 siblings decide to watch a movie but don't realize that it will affect the middle child, Chloe. Day after day, Chloe has multiple nightmares of the woman in the film and her brothers seem to notice that something is off with her. After her 10th birth...