"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family...
Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...
(OLDER CHAPTERS BEING SLIGHTLY RE-EDITED) Have you ever read a magcon fanfiction and said to yourself, "Are you serioussss?" Then this is the book for you! Starring: Me as the "Sarcastic Narrator" Some basic girl as "Jessica Mendes" Some random guy I pulled off the street who sings and likes muffins as "Shawn Mend...