The best comebacks XD

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Sleepwalker

When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-s...

Insults and Comebacks

Contains bitchy insults and comebacks! Read at your own risk! ^-^

Funny Insults And Comebacks

All of these insults and comebacks are from the internet. This is my second book. My first is " Best Songs That You Will Like " by psychodemon16. If you have not read it then please do.

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...

Roommates

"Why do you do this to me? Make me feel this way?" He asks. I lean close to him and smile. "Because I can, babe." I smirk and sashay out of the room, and I can feel him staring at me as I walk. --- It's Alexis's first year of college, and since she got accepted at a college a state away from where she lives, she has...

The nerds secret

Hi I'm 16 years old my names Chloe and I have a secret. I'm the daughter of Max Hastings, does his name ring a bell probably should because his the richest man alive today. Yes I know in must be spoiled and uptight but I'm not. I'm actually homeschooled because of the fact that in my last year of elementary school I...

The Bad Boy's Rules (Sample)

Fiction Awards 2018 Winner in Best Teen Fiction Story, Best Humour Story & Best Wattpad book turned published! Book 1 in the Rules series. Available on Amazon. Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction & Completed on 05/11/2017 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ''Whatever you're thinking of doing right now. It's not a good idea,'' I hardly said...

His Blonde Little Secret

Bella Winters is a seventeen year old with little confidence, controlled daily by her anxiety. Bella wants to remain hidden in school but ends up gaining the attention from the school's popular bully, and the school's heart throb all within the same week. A heartwarming tale where Bella Winters endures heartbreak tha...

The Bad Boy Saved Me // (1)

I HAVE MADE A NEW, EDITED VERSION OF THIS BOOK WITH A NEW TITLE CALLED "Forever Bound" PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT INSTEAD, ALL OF THE CHAPTERS HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED ❤️❤️ His reasons are always the same. One slap, because I was a mistake. Two kicks, because he's stuck with me. Three punches, because in his eyes I...

He Wants Revenge

|| Highest Rank - #3 in Teen Fiction || Amanda thought she had found the love of her life. She had everything perfectly planned out; the university she would attend, the car she would drive, the house she would own, the place she would get married and even the money she would earn. Much to her dismay, all her plans...

A Quarter Mile Away

Ranked #01 for Teen Fiction X4 *A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY!* WHS Story of the Month Winner: Teen Fiction The Fiction Awards Winner 2017; Best Overall Story Best Of The Beginners ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He turned slightly in his chair to face me "I'll be honest, it was a date but ended terribly." "Why did it end ter...

The Locker Exchange

The Locker Exchange is becoming a film and will be adapted by Wattpad WEBTOON Studios and Leone Film Group. Stay tuned for updates! ***** The Locker Exchange is now published as a Paperback and E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Ed...

Bullied (Bullied Series #1) (SAMPLE)

***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published, and you can see only the sample chapters of the published version. You can find the links to both ebook and paperback in my profile bio. ------------- I have always been bullied and trapped in darkness. I hoped life would get better when...

It Started With A High Top

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...

Fake Dating the Bad Boy

Highest rank in teen fiction #7 Highest rank in #boyfriend #2 Started 28th August 2016 COMPLETED 8th January 2017 Not edited (update - I wrote this book when I was 14/15 so I do apologise for any misspelling or mistakes in the book) Olivia Valentine wants revenge on her ex boyfriend, Aaron Black, who cheated on her w...

All Started With A Dare ✔️

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a...

The Bad Boy Is Possessive

Is it possible for a bad boy to be your saving grace? Well for Farrah Bryant it was. After she finds out her boyfriend of six months has been cheating on her, who do you think was there to help her through it all and most importantly get revenge? That's right. The notorious school bad boy Brody Bauer. Just that name a...

Teaching At An All Boys School

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say t...

His Mission

NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK ON AMAZON! Since the death of her father, Emily Wentworth has been living a home life full of abuse. She's managed to remain under the radar until she meets Jake Melvin, the local troublemaker. He's drawn to danger and he senses it surrounding Emily... It doesn't take long for Jake Melvin t...

(RIVALS) The Upside of Falling ✔️

|| Available in book stores!! || watty award 2017 winner! || Becca's life takes a thrilling turn when she pretends to date Brett Wells, the most popular boy in school. Becca Hart is determined to coast her way through her senior year at Eastwood High School. Counting down the days until graduation had become her cru...

What The Heart Craves (Complete)

Lacey Harper is in love with her brother's best friend, Adonis Grayson, who is also the lead singer of a famous band. When she is faced with a life changing situation, it rocks everyone close to her including Adonis and she discovers nothing is simple in life or love. ...

When Mr Popular meets Abby Hart | *COMPLETED*

Hunter Ryan is Mr Popular. High school is his empire, and he is the King. But what happens when Abby Hart moves in? a.k.a., Queen B of her previous school and Hunter's ex-girlfriend? Will there be enough room for both of them to rule, or will Hunter's kingdom slip from his grasp? Told through the eyes of N...

Twisted Words And Twisted Lies (Harry Styles Fanfic)

The name's Anna Austin! I'm a 19 year old girl that lives in London, England. People think that a person like me always lived a happy life. Truth is it was the opposite of what they all thought. I went through hell growing up. But I try not to let it affect me, because I don't want to live in the past. There were so m...

The Prince in Disguise

(Book Trailer inside!) Once upon a time, in a city far far away. Lives a girl named Valeria, who dreams of become like her mother, a grea fashion designer. Meanwhile, in Arlandia, lives a man named Kevin, princ of Arlandia. He would be king in a few months, but before he could be he needs to find a suitable bride. An...

Shh.. Secret Princess ;) (Under Major Heavy Re-Construction)

Annalisa has a great life. She has a family that loves her, --actually, two families-- she's the heiress to her family's company, she has everything she needs, she's intelligent and smart; she has flaws, so nobody can hate her... Did I mention she's the Crowned Prince's best friend? Ooops.. That's supposed to be a sec...

Dude's A Lady?

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it. Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfrie...

flashes ✦ julian draxler

COMPLETED | with the reputations they had, it was impossible for their clashing to not be played out under lights and flashes. estella greaves, the heiress, and julian draxler, germany's golden child; now that was one article headline no one wanted to skip. © DIEBORUSSEN 2017

Paper Thin

Wattpad Pick: High School Hijinks - March 2, 2018 || After standing up to the popular crowd on her first day at Alcott High, Melody Reese's start at a new school becomes a very different one than she had hoped for. A second run-in later, she with the handsome Carson White, she realizes he might just be too perceptive...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...