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  • Ich kam, sah und rannte gegen die Tür
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    ,,Was könnte euer Biographietitel sein?" Diese Frage stellte mein Lehrer uns heute. Wir sollten uns einen Titel ausdenken, der unser Leben perfekt zusammenfasst. Einen Titel der uns beschreibt, unseren Charakter, unsere Eigenschaften und unser Leben im allgemeinen. Was würdest du nehmen, wenn du tollpatschiger als e...

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  • The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
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    "You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...

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  • Not all Blondes do Backflips
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    Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...