Yo Mama Jokes

If you know some of these jokes then don't say anything about it because it doesn't matter if you've heard them or not.

Lumos (HP Fanfic)

Being a muggle-born witch isn't a problem for Dani Hankshaw, but when rumors of Voldemort's return erupt throughout the Wizarding World, everyone has something to deny. All Dani wants is to win the Quidditch House Cup, pass her O.W.L.S exams, and find a more efficient way to avoid detention, but that's not possible wh...

Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Percy

What happens when Percy goes to school in California, with Annabeth, and meets his archnemesis Nancy again after all these years?

Demigods at Hogwarts

FAIR WARNING: THIS STORY IS REALLY SHITTY, OLD, AND DESTINED TO BE INCOMPLETE FOR ETERNITY. HAVING READ THIS WARNING, DO NOT COMMENT/SEND ME MESSAGES ASKING FOR UPDATES. THANK YOU. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. What happens when demigods go to Hogwarts? Chaos, secrets, and lies, that's what! The Seven, Nico, and Reyna are pa...

Random Things To Do At School

Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))

An Even More Scarred Life

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, two of our most favored heroes, meet in this epic adventure. Chiron and the gods send Percy and his friends to Hogwarts where they teach two new classes, as well as become friends with the Golden Trio. First impressions aren't that great, and trouble arises. Things eventually get solved...

Heroes of Olympus: Life at Camp Half-Blood (DISCONTINUED)

The giant war is over. The seven are going on with their lives in Camp Half-blood. But it's never over for the Heroes of Olympus. A lot of hardships will come in their way, until the last prophecy is revealed and their lives change forever. They will have their ups and downs. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns the characte...

Falafel TIME!!!!

This is a Magnus Chase and Percy Jackson crossover story. It's about that faithful talk Magnus and Annabeth were about to have in the end of the 'Sword of Summer' it's gonna be short since I'm new to this whole fanfic thing hope you like it. I enjoy constructive criticism but plain criticism is just mean so please li...

Rivaling 'Wizards' (Percy Jackson and Harry Potter)

The order of the Phoenix asks the demigods in America for help to defeat Voldemort. Now Nico, Thalia, and Percy are going to Hogwarts to avoid being thrown into another war. Will they be friends or enemies with the golden trio? Will they be able to avoid the war or will they be at the center of it? And for which side...

Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Demigods go to Hogwarts: Percy Jackson and Harry Potter CROSSOVER

The seven demigods, Thalia, and Nico go to Hogwarts when they find out that Kronos, Gaea, and The Dark Lord (Voldemort/You-Know-Who) are rising again to over throw the gods and the ministry of magic. The difference is this time they are teaming up. The only problem is will the Demigods and Wizards get along? I DON'T A...

Percy Jackson/ Heroes Of Olympus Facebook (Percy Jackson Fanfiction) (COMPLETED)

Bored. .....WELL YOU WILL LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!! p.s.i dont own the characters Rick Riordan does blah blah blah and all that I only own the characters make up

Demigods Dare

What happens when demigods join together for a "friendly" game of truth or dare?

Fudge-A-Mania

Percy Jackson Jokes!

Random Percy Jackson jokes

Alice In Wonderland Quotes

"We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad" "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cheshire Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Magnus chase meets the seven

"Annabeth who do you want me to meet so badly" Magnus said annoyed. "That's the thing it's a surprise!" She said more excited than usual. "Just tell me where-" Annabeth interrupted him. "We're here!" Magnus looked in front of him to see a giant group of what seemed to be cabins there were 9 medium sized ones, 3 large...