The Desi Diaries

Desiness runs in our blood (Also read: Indians be like) Highest position: #1 in random

WATTPAD CLICHES

because wattpad really needs more diversity. cover by @bitchmafia gifs by @flashingallen highest rank : 553 in humor 520 in random

Typical Dumb Wattpad Moments

Frustrated with the cliche's of Wattpad? Well, in this book we discuss and elaborate all the annoyingly repeated scenes and scenarios Wattpad has to offer! From classic bad boys to overprotective werewolves, we've got it. Enjoy!

How To Get Reads, Votes, and Comments - A Guide

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking...

20 Dumb Tweets

Want to feel smarter? Just look at some of these dumb tweets! I'm sure they'll make you laugh a little.

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

The Lucent Awards 《~CLOSED~》

Another award? Another opportunity to show case your book. Get your fingers working and sign up fellas! Take the chance you get.

Let Me Tell You About My Readers

I have the coolest readers ever. Let me tell you about them!

The Baby Wasn't My Fiance's

Yasmin was happily engaged with her wedding just months away. She absolutely loved her fiance and never even dreamed of cheating on him. One week while her fiancé was on a trip she, was feeling lonely. She called over her best friend of 8 years, and their unannounced feelings were revealed in the moment. What happens...

Dead and Not Buried

Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find...

Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Stay Away From Georgie

Georgie is no ordinary friend. Georgie lies, makes false promises, and he does other things too. Very, very bad things. That's why if you meet Georgie, you should stay away from him. A short Horror Story

Simply Irresistible

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Plagiarism

Plagiarism: The practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own. When an aspiring author takes the idea of her favourite horror writer, she must face deadly consequences.

Wattpad Book Covers

Hi, I'm Jakayla and I make covers. Send request to @horrendouscovers so the messages won't pile up so much! Any message sent to this account or posted in the comments WILL NOT be acknowledged.

No Smart Kids Allowed

The smartest children never remain in Johnson City Middle School. Why? It's not because they drop out, get removed, or can't deal with the educational modules. It's because the teachers do not allow smart kids. The Rules: 1: No asking questions. Just do as we say. 2: Never state your opinion. It doesn't matter. 3: Don...

Chasing My Reflection

What if you were looking in the mirror and your reflection suddenly started doing things differently. Things have been getting pretty strange for 14 year old Liam. He could've sworn he saw his reflection look a different way. Too bad no one believes him of course. Stranger things begin to happpen. Liam's parants...

Hide & Seek 2: The Return of Mr. Harmon

My name is Emily. Two years ago I lost everything. I thought I could start a new life. I thought Abby was gone. I thought I'd never see Jasper again. I thought I would never have to play another game of hide and seek in my life. Turns out I was wrong. Dead wrong. AGAIN... Series#2 (Grammar and spelling fixed by @Whisp...

Violet

A loving father desperate for power. A mother trying to save her family. A girl named Violet trying to find out what went wrong in her life and why her father is desperate for her to sacrifice her soul to an evil book.

When the Black-Eyed Children Knock & Other Stories

[Featured] [Highest rank #2 in Horror] [Featured by @TheExorcistFOX] Exclusive to Wattpad! "Whatever you do, don't let them inside." Liam is a new father struggling to adapt to life with a baby. Growing more sleepless and paranoid with each passing night, he wonders if the taps on the windows and mysterious faces...

The Bad Boy Inside the Chicken Suit ✔ [BOOK 1]

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

Be Mine

"Stop," I exclaimed, his hands fell to my thighs and he stroke them gently. "Calm down," He whispered, chills oozed down my spine as the words travels through my ears. "Hold still, this shouldn't hurt so mu-" "Easy!" He moaned, the boiling water kissing his deep wounds. "You shouldn't have picked up a fight anyways."...

Collection of Horror Stories

Never read these at night, for the blinking of the monitor or the dim light of your phone is not enough to keep away the thing that just moved by the right corner of your room. NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION ©

Short Horror Stories

A collection of the finest horror stories to give you quite a fright and a fear of the things that go bump in the night.

My Love for Tom Riddle

The story of Lord Voldemort and the only girl he ever loved. How she left his life, hating him, and what the Dark Lord was willing to do to win back her heart.

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...

Masked

What If the Yule ball was a masquerade ? What if no one knew who anyone was until the unmasking at midnight? What would happen when, 7th year, Draco Malfoy asks masked Hermione Granger to dance not knowing their true identities ? And what would happen at the unmasking once they would be revealed ? Set during 7th year...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

His Other Side - Dramione

Dramione shippers unite!! This is a Dramione which is set after the war, the 7th years come and redo their last year at Hogwarts. Draco is still the same, he never changed, but Hermione notices his cold, emotionless facade slowly break when she is near him... Draco hates his life. He never asked for this, and now eve...