John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing f...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
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the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked A bunch of fabulous homos and whore school
So I had this idea to write a crack fic so I did enjoy (this is the stupidest thing I've ever made, I love you all)
I got bored.. I swear im not high (this is so bad) #767 in humor