(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....
Jake has been hunting demons for as long as he can remember. Dirk has been sucking the life out of hunters for his entire existence. But then the two meet, sparks fly and Jake has a hard time pulling the trigger on this one... Even if it costs him never being able to see his cousin again.
"i've never wanted someone so bad," he murmurs, gently cupping the others face. "don't leave." "promise?" he hesitated. -- cover art belongs to ikimaru lol
Dirk doesn't know what to expect when he arrives at Jake's house with his friends Jane and Roxy for a party. All he knows for sure is that it took one look- ONE LOOK- to know he was in love. As cheesy as it sounds, Dirk knew he was the one! But does Jake feel the same? Will they ever have a chance? What will happen t...
OK, so let's get this started. First of all, once again, I am German so excuse my spelling errors. Thank you. This is also my first story and I'm already starting off with smut. Bless me. *PAIRING; DirkJake (Homestuck) *WARNING; contains NSFW moments, dirty talking (not much, but still~), Kinks
In which Dirk and Jake attend a movie night that Roxy throws along with Jane. This includes smut, yaoi, and a bit of yuri. You have been warned!
This is High school stuck. Like my other story I have no clue what its about, or whats gonna happen, Just be prepared for DAH FEEEEELLLSSS
(Cover image made by Ikimaru on Tumblr, go check her out she's amazing) A series of stories between my favorite Homestuck pair. May take suggestions!
Alena is turning fifteen when she might have yet another adoptive family. This family is actuly a cuple that pretains to the orange strider and mr english! Alena thinks that these two are strange but knows that their going to give up in a week or so... If u dont like jadexroxy then dont read... No actual troll parings...
(Jake's POV) "Dirk Strider! He's an interesting fellow..." I whispered keeping my eyes glued on the anime glasses wearing teen across the lunch room. Suddenly Dirk stood up and turned his head in my direction. "He couldn't have possibly heard-" My words got caught in my throat as Dirk began making his way towards my t...
When Jake gets addicted to Flappy Bird, a popular app that infuriates people due to its simplicity, Dirk finds it hard to get his attention.
When you see somethig you arent suppose to can get you into a heep of trouble. (Reader) find herself captured by a group of trolls and kept prisoner. Whats gonna happen ? Read to find out
vriska x tavros stuff if you don't like dont read on a friday night the trolls decided to gather in vriskas hive and play truth or dare but what happens as all the trolls besides tavros and vriska start leaving?
Tavros walks into Dave's house for Dave's birthday party. He looks around to see who showed up. He finds Gamzee, Sollux, Eridan, John, and Vriska. What will happen at this party?
Hey guys this is my first fanfic! please go easy on me... I love Sollux and everything about him ( especially his lisp)! That is why I made this...
Moving into a strange area where trolls and humans thrive together is out of your league. You meet nice ones, quiet ones, sassy ones, and the bitchy ones.... And then you meet him, but you don't know how to feel, for your emotions are keeping the secret from you.
LEMON! ERIDAN! SMUT! FUN! THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE IF U GET OFF TO THIS IM KINKSHAMING YOU
You're a lover of the sea, and a certain mertroll is in love with you. A Romeo and Juliet-esque forbidden romance blossoms when Prince Eridan Ampora of the sea saves you from a certain doom. Rated PG-13 for romantic/suggestive content.
This is the first fanfic I've published! I hope you enjoy!!! <3 GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE SMUT
What could your flush crush possibly want at the hour he arrives? You don't quite know, but you are eager to find out. Story by me Homestuck by Andrew Hussie Cover (??)
