The fault in our Shrek

V sad.

John looks at porn and gets taken away by the po po

Whether you like HomeStuck or not, you should read this. You'll laugh your fucking ass off. ;D

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...