Let's Get Things Straight | JiKook

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

i hired a hitman on myself // joshler [✓]

this is why you should never trust the roommate you got off of craigslist. 3/09/17 {#816 in fanfiction} 3/18/17 {#206 in fanfiction} 3/25/17 {#185 in fanfiction} 3/29/17 {#163 in fanfiction} 4/14/17 {#92 in fanfiction} hit 50k: 04/04/17 hit 100k: 6/15/17 hit 200k: 04/05/19 book started: 10/29/16 book finished: 03/25/1...

welcome to the game // joshler [✓]

[SEQUEL TO I "HIRED A HITMAN ON MYSELF"] "you don't know who we are, what we've done, and what this place'll do to you." book started: 03/25/17 book finished: 4/25/17 ©smilingtyler

My Name Is Dan➸phan

phan au. - -inspired by 'transgender' and 'call me dan' - - started:september 23 2015 ended:december 10 2015

Give Me Some Of That Bass // phan

Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avo...

The Soulmate Theory (Phan AU)

Phil was angry at everything. He was angry at the drunk diver who killed his mum, he was angry at his dad for moving Phil and his brother to Florida, he was angry at the brokenness of his family. After his mum had died, Phil had cut himself off from everyone, vowing that he would never fall in love to let anyone in ag...

Speak up already - Phan

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

Remember Phil?

Remember Phil from High school? That kid with Black hair, blue eyes? The one who sat quietly at the back of the room, handed homework in on time and ate by himself? Yes. I remember him. And little did I know, he would mean as much to me as he does now. Little did I know, my future would be spent with him. .

Black and Blue

Dan is the senior that everyone looks up to, he is charming, witty and sometimes even nice. Phil is the sophomore that is constantly being bullied for being who he his, a boy who likes boys. Roles seem to switch when Dan saves Phil's life, and finds himself falling for the younger boy. Dan is the new target for torme...

Be My Juliet [on hold]

Penelope recently moved to England to pursue her dream of becoming an actress. She never expected to fall for anyone, especially the Youtube sensation Dan Howell, better known as danisnotonfire. Will their relationship work, or will something get in the way? **Warning: May be triggering. ©writingmaniac321

My Brothers Best Friend

Book Two in the Neighbors series. I was just visiting my brother when I first saw him. He was talking to himself when he laughed out loud! He seemed kind of crazy but then again I like crazy, that was when he saw me standing there staring at him on Bluetooth with my older brother Phil. You know like amazingphil Phil...

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

omegle» A Phan Au

Looking to hook up? Omegle is for you

Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Since we were 16 (Dan Howell x Reader)

High school was miserable. If I thought getting picked on was bad... I should have seen my future. My fathers company was moved so we went all the way from America to the UK. I met friends. Espiacally Dan Howell. I thought my life was getting better until my dad killed himself and my mother became abusive. I needed a...

call me dan ➳ phan

just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}

wake up, phil - [phan]

'Oh God Phil, I know you've messed up in the past, but this time you've really done it.' Dan and Phil go to a restaurant one November evening to visit Dan's parents. It all seems like a pleasant evening, until Phil accidentally exposes his relationship with Dan, who knows his parents are severely homophobic. Mistakes...

Summer Camp | Phan (1/3)

Dan is forced into going to a summer camp in the country side of Britain, his mother feels Dan is irresponsible, and would only be getting drunk and fucking about if he stayed at home. WRITTEN 2013. (I have since, gone through and attempted to improve on it).

Childish | d.h

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

Fuck boy; phan

Phil: nudes? Dan: no ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------V short story which includes Twenty chapters ;u; Story continuation ---> wrists; phan ...

Symbols (Phan)

Everyone has a match- not everyone finds them- but Dan does, and it turns out his symbol belongs to the least likely person he’d encounter.

REPLY ❥ phan [discontinued]

Dan: I'm feeling pretty bad right now... Dan: cant you just reply? [Read at 5:32pm] ; HEYYY SORRY BUT IM NOT GO NNA CONTINUE THIS I DONT LIKE IT ANYMROE OK SORRY BYEYEEYEY

Youth ✄ Phan

Dan and Phil live in a world where if you touch someone, you glow the color of your relationship. Green means friendship, red means enemies, and pink means love. Phil Lester is the terrifying bad boy who beats up Dan Howell for fun. Dan Howell is the cold, depressed loner who has no friends. What happens when they b...

Echoes of a Broken Melody

*** AN ADOPTED BY DANISNOTONFIRE AND AMAZINGPHIL FANFIC*** In "Echoes of a Broken Melody," delve into the poignant tale of fourteen-year-old Brooklyn, whose life has been marred by the haunting echoes of abuse and neglect. Trapped in an abusive foster home, Brooklyn's world is forever transformed when she finds refuge...

Eyeliner ➳ Phan

silvery-vision: you seem like an unusual person to like my photos sparkly-thundershot: you're cute and i enjoy your photos so why not? emo!dan pastel!phil a story in which two boys found not only love but friendship on the internet. very fluffy, little smut [highest ranking: #1 in january 2016]

The Aftermath

Sequel to Black and Blue (read that first!) Dan struggles to get back on his feet after everything that's happened. Phil seems distant, and it causes problems in their relationship that Dan isn't sure he can handle.

asl? ✧ phan

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

Misfit (Phan AU)

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...